{"id":1010,"date":"2019-07-09T17:54:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-09T17:54:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:10","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:10","slug":"email-del-9-de-julio-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/07\/09\/email-del-9-de-julio-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de julio 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-g3_kLHDQ-RY\/XSTSlcamXgI\/AAAAAAAAgw8\/ha1TDCfxfzMYeQ8NOd2IZMuK_J3a4lvCgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/screencapture-saatchiart-art-Painting-purple-panties-756963-3512132-view-2019-07-09-19_42_00.png?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1012\" data-original-width=\"700\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/screencapture-saatchiart-art-Painting-purple-panties-756963-3512132-view-2019-07-09-19_42_00.png?resize=276%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1011\" width=\"276\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Leonardi Manuel. <i>Purple panties<\/i> (XXI century)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>NOTA: Este es un texto europeo.<\/p>\n<p>La primera vez que me encontr\u00e9 una braga perdida fue a bordo de un&nbsp;<i>bateau mouche<\/i> por el Sena. Desde entonces me he encontrado 39 bragas en distintas localizaciones:<\/p>\n<p>-Cuatro bragas (incluyendo las del Sena) en Francia entre los a\u00f1os 1979 y 1982.<br \/>\n-Tres bragas en Ciudad del Vaticano, todas ellas la misma noche (14 de marzo de 1987).<br \/>\n-Ocho bragas y media en Espa\u00f1a, de ellas cuatro en Valencia, una en Madrid, dos en Valladolid, una en Huelva, y media dentro de la boca de un perro callejero que caminaba satisfecho por una callejuela de Pontevedra.<br \/>\n-Tres bragas y un calzoncillo dentro de una botella flotando en el Mediterr\u00e1neo catal\u00e1n. Por supuesto el gayumbo no me interesaba y lo tir\u00e9 al mar. Adem\u00e1s ni siquiera era de mi talla o marca preferida.<br \/>\n-Seis bragas en Varsovia y Tor\u00fan (Polonia). De esas seis bragas, cuatro eran de talla descomunal y ol\u00edan a <i>nalewka<\/i>, pero despu\u00e9s de cinco convenientes lavados a mano pasaron a formar parte de mi colecci\u00f3n privada.<br \/>\n-Trece bragas de varias tallas y calidades que alguien me envi\u00f3 por correo mientras estaba cumpliendo dos a\u00f1os de prisi\u00f3n por un allanamiento desigual. Una de ellas estaba firmada por una tal Sebastiana nosequ\u00e9 (o puede que Sebastian nosecu\u00e1ntos).<br \/>\n-Dos bragas en el asiento de un cine Porpor (porno portugu\u00e9s).<\/p>\n<p>En 2017 la cajita donde guardaba las bragas ardi\u00f3 espont\u00e1neamente y solo pude salvar tres cuartas partes de la media braga masticada por el perro pontevedr\u00e9s, un tercio de una de las bragas descomunales polacas y una de las solapas de la tapa de la caja, creo que la derecha. Desde entonces no he vuelto a encontrarme ninguna otra braga, aunque hace un par de a\u00f1os me encontr\u00e9 por casualidad la marca comercial de una braga de calidad descosida de lo que en su d\u00eda fue una braga de calidad. A\u00fan as\u00ed la subast\u00e9 en Ebay y un tirol\u00e9s me pag\u00f3 2.45 euros que me sirvieron para pagar un cortado y dos mini-cruasanes en un bar asi\u00e1tico que casualmente estaba al lado de una mercer\u00eda que hab\u00eda sido atracada en siete ocasiones (una al d\u00eda) durante la \u00faltima semana de noviembre.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leonardi Manuel. Purple panties (XXI century) NOTA: Este es un texto europeo. La primera vez que me encontr\u00e9 una braga perdida fue a bordo de un&nbsp;bateau mouche por el Sena. Desde entonces me he encontrado 39 bragas en distintas localizaciones: -Cuatro bragas (incluyendo las del Sena) en Francia entre los a\u00f1os 1979 y 1982. -Tres 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