{"id":1012,"date":"2019-07-08T11:24:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-08T11:24:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:13","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:13","slug":"email-del-8-de-julio-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/07\/08\/email-del-8-de-julio-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de julio 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Wd6OIJioZGE\/XSMlXj-a2HI\/AAAAAAAAgwo\/RwRvP_MEJPgLe2bK4ig07y1CbE9xN4wnQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/ab49227f4fbe890312f15c8d9e24e99d.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"752\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/ab49227f4fbe890312f15c8d9e24e99d.jpg?resize=400%2C375&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1013\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Albrecht Durer.<i> Skull <\/i>(1521)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>En el exterior la temperatura rondaba los 38 grados, por esa raz\u00f3n a ninguna de mis m\u00faltiples personalidades le import\u00f3 demasiado que me comiera un polo de naranja. Despu\u00e9s de zamp\u00e1rmelo con el extraordinario placer que proporcionaba saber que en el congelador de la nevera todav\u00eda me quedaban siete cajas, y que cada una de esas cajas conten\u00eda diez polos de naranja o lim\u00f3n, decid\u00ed comerme otro. Y luego dos a la vez. Y m\u00e1s tarde, aunque no demasiado, uno seguido de otro, seguido de dos, seguido de uno m\u00e1s dos m\u00e1s uno, seguido de tres menos uno y de dos m\u00e1s dos m\u00e1s tres menos cinco. De repente todo se volvi\u00f3 de una bonita tonalidad negra pata de mosca.<\/p>\n<p>\nEl m\u00e9dico de urgencias me mir\u00f3 con ojos totalitarios. Despu\u00e9s de pens\u00e1rselo un poco y tras cerciorarse de que no hab\u00eda nadie cerca, me espet\u00f3 a la cara que ojal\u00e1 estuvi\u00e9ramos en la Alemania nazi, porque de buena gana experimentar\u00eda con la parte principal de mi enc\u00e9falo. Cuando le envi\u00e9 a la puta mierda me respondi\u00f3 cantando&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>Die Fahne hoooooch!<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Die Reihen fest geschlosseeeeen!<\/i><br \/>\n<i>SA marschieeeeert<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Mit ruhig und festem Schriiiiitt<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Kam\u2019raden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschosseeeeen,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Marschier\u2019n im Geiiiiist<\/i><br \/>\n<i>In unser\u2019n Reihen miiiiit<\/i><\/p>\n<p>A lo que yo repliqu\u00e9 berreando&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>Rastsvetali iabloni i grushiiiii,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Poplyli tumany nad rekoooooj.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Vykhodila na bereg Katyushaaaaa,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Na vysokij bereg na krutoooooj.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>En ese mismo instante aparecieron dos enfermeras que se pusieron a bailar fren\u00e9ticamente y dos minutos m\u00e1s tarde el director del hospital nos hizo callar a todos y enton\u00f3 de una manera que solo se puede calificar como sublime el himno anarquista en su versi\u00f3n castellana&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>Salud proletarios, lleg\u00f3 el gran d\u00edaaaaa;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>dejemos los antros de la explotaci\u00f3oooon,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>no ser m\u00e1s esclavos de la burgues\u00edaaaa,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>dejemos suspensa la producci\u00f3oooon.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Me dieron el alta a mediod\u00eda y llegu\u00e9 a mi casa media hora m\u00e1s tarde. Todav\u00eda me dol\u00eda el est\u00f3mago as\u00ed que decid\u00ed tumbarme en el sof\u00e1 y puse la tele: bla, bla, bla. M\u00e1s bla, bla, bla. Pero entre el decimosexto bla, bla, bla y el decimoctavo una informaci\u00f3n poco destacada me llam\u00f3 la atenci\u00f3n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abEsta ma\u00f1ana en el Hospital Provincial se ha habilitado la quinta planta durante tres horas para rodar una escena del film \u00abUsurpadores toqueteantes\u00bb, producido, dirigido e interpretado por Gregory Pez\u00bb.&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>En ese mismo instante me di cuenta de que yo no era uno de esos mierdecillas pobres que pululan por todas partes sino un artista respetado, con infinito talento e incre\u00edblemente rico. La gente me adoraba, algunos incluso se masturbaban con mis fotos en ba\u00f1ador. La casa y el sof\u00e1 donde me encontraba pertenec\u00edan a la prostituta de alto <i>standing<\/i> que hab\u00eda contratado una semana antes y, en general, todo, todo, todo en <i>my life<\/i> era sensacional y apote\u00f3sico. Pero de repente, mi nariz se abri\u00f3 hac\u00eda arriba como si tuviera una min\u00fascula bisagra de epidermis irreal debajo de los ojos y de dentro de mi cabeza sali\u00f3 un pie.<\/p>\n<p>\nFue entonces cuando repar\u00e9 en que estaba loco y necesitaba asistencia psiqui\u00e1trica urgente.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Albrecht Durer. Skull (1521) En el exterior la temperatura rondaba los 38 grados, por esa raz\u00f3n a ninguna de mis m\u00faltiples personalidades le import\u00f3 demasiado que me comiera un polo de naranja. Despu\u00e9s de zamp\u00e1rmelo con el extraordinario placer que proporcionaba saber que en el congelador de la nevera todav\u00eda me quedaban siete cajas, y 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