{"id":1014,"date":"2019-07-07T11:04:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-07T11:04:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:14","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:14","slug":"email-del-7-de-julio-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/07\/07\/email-del-7-de-julio-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de julio 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-pcIJkn83diM\/XSHQgr6uSiI\/AAAAAAAAgwM\/9vLIjYmDlKUCOBVizsb0QWbphgH7f1QRgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/not-detected-275011.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"792\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/not-detected-275011.jpg?resize=302%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1015\" width=\"302\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Robert Silvers. Alien (XX cent.)<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Esta noche he so\u00f1ado que acababa de llegar a Turu\u00f1uelo de Guare\u00f1a y por alguna extra\u00f1a raz\u00f3n no solo no hab\u00eda ning\u00fan guare\u00f1ense o turu\u00f1uelino o turu\u00f1uelina por las calles, sino que el pueblo estaba tomado y sometido por una raza de alien\u00edgenas provenientes de varios espacios exteriores paralelos, aunque desvinculadamente concatenados. Ni siquiera pude ver perros, gatos, ratas o gorriones. Los extraterrestres ten\u00edan un cuerpo con forma de tap\u00f3n de corcho de cava o espumoso y como carec\u00edan de piernas, en lugar de caminar daban una especie de saltitos que ellos denominaban \u00absangandis\u00bb o algo parecido, quiz\u00e1 hasta incluso \u00abgansandis\u00bb o \u00abdansangis\u00bb. Al principio no repararon en mi presencia, pues estaban muy atareados intentando que sus \u00absandanguis\u00bb fueran lo suficientemente precisos como para no rodar por el suelo pero, pasadas cerca de las tres cuartas partes del sue\u00f1o, uno de ellos, que estaba meditando acerca de los enigmas del firmamento apoyado sobre un cong\u00e9nere que o bien era incapaz de mantener el equilibrio o estaba haciendo el pino, se fijo en m\u00ed, abri\u00f3 una de sus siete bocas y emiti\u00f3 un sonido extra\u00f1o que hizo que mis calzoncillos se resquebrajaran y salieran zumbando por la parte superior del pantal\u00f3n y aterrizaran sobre la cara del alien l\u00edder supremo, que obviamente no se sinti\u00f3 demasiado satisfecho y orden\u00f3 que me desintegraran con la nueva pistola de part\u00edculas no elementales que estaban probando. A partir de ese momento no recuerdo nada, supongo que me despertar\u00eda sudado y me dar\u00eda un par de duchas fr\u00edas que es lo que suelo hacer cuando sue\u00f1o con cosas asquerosas.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Silvers. Alien (XX cent.) Amiga: Esta noche he so\u00f1ado que acababa de llegar a Turu\u00f1uelo de Guare\u00f1a y por alguna extra\u00f1a raz\u00f3n no solo no hab\u00eda ning\u00fan guare\u00f1ense o turu\u00f1uelino o turu\u00f1uelina por las calles, sino que el pueblo estaba tomado y sometido por una raza de alien\u00edgenas provenientes de varios espacios exteriores paralelos, 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