{"id":1020,"date":"2019-07-02T08:22:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-02T08:22:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:15","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:15","slug":"email-del-2-de-julio-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/07\/02\/email-del-2-de-julio-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 2 de julio 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-_w-q3okGcVc\/XRsTSWq4aOI\/AAAAAAAAgvI\/HazLJQ1sRi0tckSD0bs53xL05v4bc0tiQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/7564817730_41a457b041_b.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1024\" data-original-width=\"1010\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/7564817730_41a457b041_b.jpg?resize=393%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1021\" width=\"393\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francis Picabia. <i>Edtaonisl (Ecclesiastic) <\/i>(1913)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nLlevaba cerca de dos a\u00f1os intentando por todos los medios que alg\u00fan editor publicase mi ensayo antisocial <i>Las bragas rojas o la exaltaci\u00f3n y apoteosis del atafagamiento,<\/i> cuando de repente se me ocurri\u00f3 una extraordinaria idea: sustituir\u00eda los vocablos \u00abmierda\u00bb (utilizado 456 veces), \u00abpolla\u00bb (utilizado 225 veces), \u00absupremac\u00eda\u00bb (utilizado 170 veces), \u00abputa\u00bb (utilizado 106 veces), \u00abobediencia\u00bb (utilizado 97 veces), \u00abs\u00edfilis\u00bb (utilizado 73 veces), \u00abpoder\u00bb (utilizado 66 veces), \u00abprosopopeya\u00bb (utilizado 58 veces), y \u00ableotardos\u00bb (utilizado 23 veces) por la palabra \u00abDios\u00bb y enviar\u00eda el texto a media docena de editoriales cristianas con el nuevo t\u00edtulo de <i>Los estigmas de la mortificaci\u00f3n<\/i>. \u00a1Sin ning\u00fan jodido cambio m\u00e1s! El resultado fue escandaloso, pues las seis empresas se pegaron literalmente por publicar el estudio. Al final firm\u00e9 con la editorial \u00abHeme aqu\u00ed, Se\u00f1or\u00bb que me envi\u00f3 un suculento adelanto que me gast\u00e9 \u00edntegramente en tatuajes, cantinas, narc\u00f3ticos y lupanares.<\/p>\n<p>A d\u00eda de hoy <i>Los estigmas de la mortificaci\u00f3n <\/i>se ha convertido en un libro de referencia cristiana, lo cual me excita hasta el paroxismo, pues no creo que exista en el mundo alguien m\u00e1s ateo, nihilista, antisocial, c\u00ednico e hijo de la gran puta que yo. Bueno, he conocido a algunos misacantanos que me superaban ampliamente, pero esos, por supuesto, no cuentan en el c\u00f3mputo. Con el pr\u00f3ximo cheque por royalties pienso organizar una francachela, una cuchipanda o una comilona (saturnina, desde luego), o quiz\u00e1 un compendio de las tres con el a\u00f1adido de mucha m\u00e1s jarana, farra y algazara. Y cuando acabe, si todav\u00eda soy capaz de tenerme en pie sin ayuda, pienso presentarme de improviso en la archidi\u00f3cesis de mi provincia y ponerme a interpretar canciones sobre depravaci\u00f3n, perversi\u00f3n, envilecimiento y toqueteos impuros.<\/p>\n<p>Y cuando me lleven esposado a la comisar\u00eda del distrito y me metan en una celda&#8230; bueno, si eso sucede, entonces descansar\u00e9&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francis Picabia. Edtaonisl (Ecclesiastic) (1913) Llevaba cerca de dos a\u00f1os intentando por todos los medios que alg\u00fan editor publicase mi ensayo antisocial Las bragas rojas o la exaltaci\u00f3n y apoteosis del atafagamiento, cuando de repente se me ocurri\u00f3 una extraordinaria idea: sustituir\u00eda los vocablos \u00abmierda\u00bb (utilizado 456 veces), \u00abpolla\u00bb (utilizado 225 veces), \u00absupremac\u00eda\u00bb (utilizado 170 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