{"id":1088,"date":"2019-05-16T16:34:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-16T16:34:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:36","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:36","slug":"email-del-16-de-mayo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/05\/16\/email-del-16-de-mayo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 16 de mayo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-DahmwLsn3QQ\/XN2P4t5rJOI\/AAAAAAAAggI\/nFuGaH0rgM8i02df4z2L1cfsaifnxeCnwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/41d0bd29493e283f8391ee2e7e2aa8c2.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"800\" data-original-width=\"590\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/41d0bd29493e283f8391ee2e7e2aa8c2.jpg?resize=295%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1089\" width=\"295\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Max Ernst. <i>Compendium of the history of the Universe<\/i> (1953)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nEs curioso, todo el mundo recuerda lo que estaba haciendo cuando muri\u00f3 Chanquete o cuando las dos torres gemelas se convirtieron en escombros y cascotes. Sin embargo nadie se acuerda de c\u00f3mo se origin\u00f3 todo, es decir, qu\u00e9 es lo qu\u00e9 cojones estaban haciendo cuando cada una de sus vidas entr\u00f3 en barrena. Porque te aseguro que todas las vidas de todo el mundo inician el camino hacia el desorden m\u00e1s absoluto en alg\u00fan instante. Excepto la m\u00eda, que comenz\u00f3 y\u00e9ndose a pique desde el primer segundo. Todav\u00eda recuerdo el momento en que fui extra\u00eddo a la fuerza por dos o m\u00e1s personas del saco amni\u00f3tico donde me encontraba extraordinariamente relajado y con buen rollito. Desde ese fat\u00eddico d\u00eda nunca he conocido otro estado que no sea la anarqu\u00eda, el desbarajuste y la confusi\u00f3n total.<\/p>\n<p>O dicho de otro modo: la retroacci\u00f3n existencial y la retracci\u00f3n (sin \u00abo\u00bb) objetiva han hecho de m\u00ed un hijo de puta resentido y mis\u00e1ntropo al que le importa un pimiento todo lo que le pueda suceder a cualquiera que no sea una mujer asquerosamente rica y tonta. O a un hombre incre\u00edblemente rico y viejo que, debido a la ablepsia en ambos ojos, pueda confundirme con una se\u00f1ora estupenda de talle alto, pechos generosos y piernas magn\u00edficamente torneadas con la cual iniciar una relaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p>Pero hasta que llegue el momento en que sea necesario venderme de esa forma, todav\u00eda tengo tiempo para ver explotar un barrio o dos. \u00a1Nada en el mundo me har\u00eda m\u00e1s feliz que inagurar una mercer\u00eda! Me duele el cuerpo calloso y el f\u00f3rnix del cerebro.<\/p>\n<p>-Buenas tardes, caballeros. Soy una computadora HAL 9000. Entr\u00e9 en operaci\u00f3n en la f\u00e1brica HAL en Urbana, Illinois, el d\u00eda 12 de enero de 1992. Mi instructor fue el Sr. Langley y me ense\u00f1\u00f3 una canci\u00f3n. Si quieren o\u00edrla la puedo cantar para ustedes. Se llama \u00abDaisy\u00bb.<br \/>\nDaisyyy, Daisyyy.<br \/>\nDame tu respuestaaa que estoy medio loco por tu amooor.<br \/>\nNo ser\u00e1 un matrimonio de modaaa,<br \/>\npues no te puedo comprar una carrozaaa,<br \/>\npero estar\u00e1s guapa en el asiento de una bicicleta para dooos&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max Ernst. Compendium of the history of the Universe (1953) Es curioso, todo el mundo recuerda lo que estaba haciendo cuando muri\u00f3 Chanquete o cuando las dos torres gemelas se convirtieron en escombros y cascotes. Sin embargo nadie se acuerda de c\u00f3mo se origin\u00f3 todo, es decir, qu\u00e9 es lo qu\u00e9 cojones estaban haciendo cuando 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