{"id":1090,"date":"2019-05-15T17:59:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-15T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:37","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:37","slug":"email-del-15-de-mayo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/05\/15\/email-del-15-de-mayo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 15 de mayo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-iOX58edcxtQ\/XNxRaAG5FWI\/AAAAAAAAgf8\/MiE9G-4MtSAPhXbop9gr8gLs6TCV3TMKwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/MughalSexDollCropped1-e1472005721698-864x520.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"520\" data-original-width=\"864\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/MughalSexDollCropped1-e1472005721698-864x520-1.jpg?resize=400%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1091\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Mughal art (17th century)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nLa t\u00e9khne de la pedicaci\u00f3n es de sobra conocida por los que la practican, sin embargo me gustar\u00eda explicarla con la flacidez necesaria para que los que no la experimenten y se sientan asqueados de la existencia de los que, no solo la disfrutan, sino que intentan elevarla a la categor\u00eda de octavo arte (o und\u00e9cimo si seguimos las \u00faltimas propensiones calificativas) se sientan ampliamente reconfortados. No obstante, voy a aplazar dicha exposici\u00f3n sine die, m\u00e1s que nada porque existe alguna posibilidad de que esta entrada sea le\u00edda por mi mami y por mi papi. Y por mi t\u00eda Georgina, hermana de mi papi.<\/p>\n<p>Georgina, actualmente partidaria de la filosof\u00eda neoescol\u00e1stica, fue actriz porno cuando era joven, y aunque siempre quiso interpretar una gran escena anal, nunca lo consigui\u00f3, supongo que por la extra\u00f1a forma de sus posaderas, semejantes a necesidades constitutivas intr\u00ednsecas. Pero si alguien, me refiero a alg\u00fan lector o lectora, quiere que le env\u00ede v\u00eda email mis pensamientos filos\u00f3ficos sobre las gallinas y sus imperativos categ\u00f3ricos estar\u00e9 encantado. Hasta entonces, es decir, hasta que alguien me env\u00ede un email suplicando imposiciones concluyentes me despido de todos con un sencillo<\/p>\n<p>Hey, nanni nonna don sur fonna.<br \/>\nHey, nanni nonna don sur fonna.<br \/>\nMussu, mussu us ra dayona.<\/p>\n<p>Que en siam\u00e9s despotriquiano quiere decir:<\/p>\n<p>Hey, tengo hongos en el pompis.<br \/>\nHey, tengo hongos en el pompis.<br \/>\nAmbivalencia, ambivalencia de la metaf\u00edsica.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mughal art (17th century) La t\u00e9khne de la pedicaci\u00f3n es de sobra conocida por los que la practican, sin embargo me gustar\u00eda explicarla con la flacidez necesaria para que los que no la experimenten y se sientan asqueados de la existencia de los que, no solo la disfrutan, sino que intentan elevarla a la categor\u00eda 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