{"id":1092,"date":"2019-05-14T08:09:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-14T08:09:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:40","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:40","slug":"email-del-14-de-mayo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/05\/14\/email-del-14-de-mayo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de mayo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-vauBozwfXFY\/XNp1GFbZNEI\/AAAAAAAAgfY\/OIvD__1pTDIm36aUm9u-HZDwUURkEbiPgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/fff.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"334\" data-original-width=\"512\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/fff.jpg?resize=400%2C260&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1093\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Charles Blackman. <i>The red park bench<\/i> (XX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nSucedi\u00f3 hace muchos a\u00f1os: me encontraba sentado sobre un banco urbano de madera bastante desvencijado, cuando se me acerc\u00f3 una tipa vestida de color naranja de pies a cabeza. Al principio, cuando la escrut\u00e9 con fruici\u00f3n, aunque con un cierto reparo, sent\u00ed que deb\u00eda mandarla a la grandiosa, inimitable y gen\u00e9rica puta mierda lo m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido posible, pero cuando comenz\u00f3 a hablar, me di cuenta de que era alguien especial, quiz\u00e1 proveniente de alg\u00fan sue\u00f1o antiguo o incluso de una enso\u00f1aci\u00f3n claramente forzada. No pasaron m\u00e1s de cinco minutos hasta que, de repente, nuestra conversaci\u00f3n deriv\u00f3 hacia mi existencia y la manera que tengo de enfrentarme a ella. Al principio estuve poco tentado de hablar de nada que tuviera que ver con la vida o de c\u00f3mo mi absoluta y precisa negatividad influ\u00eda en todo lo que me rodeaba, pero entonces me sugiri\u00f3 que quiz\u00e1 pod\u00eda cambiarme la vida&#8230;<br \/>\n-Yo tengo la respuesta que necesitas&#8230;<br \/>\n-Pues deber\u00edas contarme de qu\u00e9 se trata, ejem, \u00a1preciosa!<br \/>\n-Si te la cuento no me seguir\u00e1s viendo tan preciosa. Dentro de 35 a\u00f1os, para ser exactos, el 14 de mayo de 2019, a las 9 en punto de la ma\u00f1ana te dar\u00e1s cuenta.<br \/>\n-\u00bfA las 9 en punto? \u00bfDe qu\u00e9 me dar\u00e9 cuenta?<br \/>\n-\u00bfDe verdad quieres saberlo?<br \/>\n-No s\u00e9 si quiero saberlo, pero ya que parece que quieres cont\u00e1rmelo&#8230;<br \/>\n-Est\u00e1 bien, te lo dir\u00e9&#8230;<br \/>\n-Bueno t\u00fa has empezado con todo esto&#8230;<br \/>\n-El 14 de mayo de 2019, a las 9 de la ma\u00f1ana reparar\u00e1s en que eres un completo gilipollas, que tu cara se asemeja a la de una ac\u00e9mila amansada y de que tu mente est\u00e1 absolutamente podrida y tu cuerpo totalmente consumido.<br \/>\n-\u00bfTe est\u00e1s quedando conmigo? No permito que nadie me diga esas cosas, ni siquiera una mujer guapa y con ese tipazo&#8230;<br \/>\nPero no me contest\u00f3. Seguramente porque su apariencia, tan anaranjada como la yema de un huevo frito ecol\u00f3gico, hab\u00eda desaparecido. La verdad es que desde que sucedi\u00f3 eso nunca hab\u00eda pensado sobre sus palabras. \u00a1Hasta hace 5 minutos!, es decir, hasta las 9 en punto de la ma\u00f1ana. Y hoy es 14 de mayo de 2019. S\u00ed, \u00a1joder! \u00a1Acabo de darme cuenta! Esa hija de puta ten\u00eda raz\u00f3n en casi todo lo que profetiz\u00f3. Soy un gilipollas, tengo cara de badulaque, mi cabeza est\u00e1 afectada y mi cuerpo se desintegra a la velocidad de la sonda Helios 2. Pero como mi anhedonia emocional no me permite distinguir entre dos t\u00e9rminos, voy a proseguir con mi lento declive. Y si es posible, intentar\u00e9 que nada ni nadie interrumpa mi deslizamiento progresivo hacia algo semejante a una Nada, manufacturada por unos defectuosos segmentos de ADN paternos, y redise\u00f1ada por mi completa apat\u00eda y repugnancia a todo lo establecido.<\/p>\n<p>Gggggggg L\u00f3pez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charles Blackman. The red park bench (XX cent.) Sucedi\u00f3 hace muchos a\u00f1os: me encontraba sentado sobre un banco urbano de madera bastante desvencijado, cuando se me acerc\u00f3 una tipa vestida de color naranja de pies a cabeza. Al principio, cuando la escrut\u00e9 con fruici\u00f3n, aunque con un cierto reparo, sent\u00ed que deb\u00eda mandarla a la 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