{"id":1094,"date":"2019-05-13T04:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-13T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:41","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:41","slug":"email-del-13-de-mayo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/05\/13\/email-del-13-de-mayo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de mayo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Zpl-jKzDgOM\/XNilQX794mI\/AAAAAAAAgfM\/i0KKWi0Pk_ALV0s78XWc6dnWB5tGNF9WACLcBGAs\/s1600\/underwear-on-the-fence-1903.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"579\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"308\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/underwear-on-the-fence-1903.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C308&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1095\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Kazimir Malevich. <i>Underwear on the fence<\/i> (1903)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<b>Primera convocatoria al concurso de cuentos sobre calzoncillos, boxers, calzones, slips, bragas, tangas o incluso enaguas, patrocinado por <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico<\/i>.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Bases:<\/p>\n<p>1- El blog <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico<\/i> convoca un concurso de cuentos in\u00e9ditos sobre temas que tengan que ver con prendas interiores, tanto masculinas, femeninas o unisex.<br \/>\n2- El concurso ser\u00e1 vicenal y, autom\u00e1ticamente, a la resoluci\u00f3n de uno se iniciar\u00e1 la apertura de otro, por supuesto siempre que en los siguientes veinte a\u00f1os no estalle la tercera guerra mundial y nos mande a todos a fre\u00edr esp\u00e1rragos o a la puta mierda, lo que suceda primero.<br \/>\n3- <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico<\/i> en persona, o sea, yo, otorgar\u00e1 al mejor cuento un premio de treinta consumiciones sexuales en el Club Herederos de Rosaflor, Merceditas y Carlos Aurelio, y dos premios menores consistentes en dos boxers o braguitas de primeras marcas y un suspensorio de edici\u00f3n coleccionista firmado por un dise\u00f1ador de fama internacional, respectivamente, a los textos clasificados en segundo y tercer lugar.<br \/>\n4- Asimismo <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico<\/i> se reserva el derecho de despotricar (obviamente) sobre los trabajos que crea m\u00e1s interesantes, remunerando en tal caso, con un sandwich vegetal a los autores o autoras de los mismos.<br \/>\n5- Todos los cuentos que se remitan a este concurso podr\u00e1n ser utilizados por el l\u00edder supremo de este blog para la posterior publicaci\u00f3n de un panfleto antiadherente, antideslizante, contraanal\u00edtico y contrarrecurrente, percibiendo en este caso los autores de los mismos las correspondientes amenazas gratuitas que devengar\u00e1 la bit\u00e1cora.<br \/>\n6- Los textos deber\u00e1n remitirse a <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico blog<\/i>, calle Pizpireta volatinera, n\u00famero 37, Valencia, y ser\u00e1n garrapateados a doble espacio y a una cara, en folios de papel ecol\u00f3gico de bajo o nulo impacto ambiental, no rebasando la extensi\u00f3n de diecisiete l\u00edneas.<br \/>\n7- Cuando todo lo que actualmente me parece imperfecto y an\u00f3malo se transforme en perfecci\u00f3n y excelencia dar\u00e9 a conocer los nombres de los miembros del jurado que otorgar\u00e1n los premios y los acc\u00e9sits.<br \/>\n8- En la despotricaci\u00f3n final del a\u00f1o 2039 se publicar\u00e1 la relaci\u00f3n de los cuentos recibidos y aceptados a concurso, public\u00e1ndose el mismo d\u00eda los dos mejores.<br \/>\n9- <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico<\/i> se reserva el derecho de resolver a su criterio cualquier circunstancia no prevista que pudiera poner en peligro la celebraci\u00f3n de este concurso.<br \/>\n10- No cometer\u00e9is actos impuros ni codiciar\u00e9is siervos, animales, calzoncillos o bragas, ni cualquier otra cosa de vuestros pr\u00f3jimos.<br \/>\n11- La participaci\u00f3n en este desaf\u00edo de cuentos implica, t\u00e1citamente, la aceptaci\u00f3n absoluta de las anteriores normas rese\u00f1adas.<\/p>\n<p>Gregory Pez (creador, editor, autor, director, presidente, jerarca, dirigente, caudillo y adalid de <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico<\/i>, blog perteneciente al consorcio mercantil <i>El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico y su puta madre S. A.<\/i>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kazimir Malevich. Underwear on the fence (1903) Primera convocatoria al concurso de cuentos sobre calzoncillos, boxers, calzones, slips, bragas, tangas o incluso enaguas, patrocinado por El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico. Bases: 1- El blog El despotricador anhed\u00f3nico convoca un concurso de cuentos in\u00e9ditos sobre temas que tengan que ver con prendas interiores, tanto masculinas, femeninas o unisex. 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