{"id":1100,"date":"2019-05-09T09:52:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-09T09:52:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:42","slug":"email-del-9-de-mayo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/05\/09\/email-del-9-de-mayo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de mayo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-KWjIja0B9QY\/XNP3e4CbMAI\/AAAAAAAAgeU\/EbohlMsyyVMlyDfaeozyulogKgynBG7zwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/medium-15cb180fc70b014b8e16a0dd81faeb0994dcba61.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1132\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/medium-15cb180fc70b014b8e16a0dd81faeb0994dcba61.jpg?resize=317%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1101\" width=\"317\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Ren\u00e9 Magritte. <i>La reproduction interdite <\/i>(1937)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>\u00abSuelo buscarme&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>en la ciudad&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>que pasa como un barco&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/i><i>de locos&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>por la noche&#8230; \u00ab<\/i><br \/>\n(Jorge Gait\u00e1n Dur\u00e1n)<\/p>\n<p>Tambi\u00e9n suelo buscarme entre los tendejones que montan los jipis para vender sus frusler\u00edas y en los botes de sardinillas Cuca que descansan en los anaqueles de algunos ultramarinos. Cualquier espacio es el mejor lugar para encontrarme. Pero no creas que me escondo de algo o de alguien, porque te equivocar\u00edas. Simplemente, soy as\u00ed. Supongo que podr\u00eda cambiar, pero es m\u00e1s f\u00e1cil seguir mis propias normas y disposiciones. Si alguien desea encontrarme, entonces, deber\u00e1 buscarme. Si en el proceso de b\u00fasqueda sucediese algo, ser\u00eda deber del propio rebuscador decidir si debe abandonar o no la b\u00fasqueda y la reb\u00fasqueda. Pero si por el contrario, ese buscador rebuscador decidiese que buscarme, rebuscarme y encontrarme no es la p\u00e9rdida de tiempo que algunos proclaman, yo me encontrar\u00eda en un dilema, pues siempre he pensado que jam\u00e1s ser\u00eda encontrado, m\u00e1s que nada porque no soy tan importante como para ser buscado o rebuscado. Ni siquiera escudri\u00f1ado, investigado o rastreado. Lo \u00fanico verdaderamente importante para m\u00ed es que los jipis puedan seguir montando sus paraetas y que nadie repare que al lado de una peque\u00f1a lata de sardinillas estoy levitando yo.<\/p>\n<p>Porque yo levito&#8230;<br \/>\nPorque yo me elevo y me elevo y me elevo&#8230;<br \/>\nY cada vez que lo hago muere un hijo de puta en alguna parte.<\/p>\n<p>Hoy he decidido no buscarme ni rebuscarme. Tambi\u00e9n he resuelto no dejarme ser encontrado por nadie. Y voy a cambiar esa tontorrona man\u00eda de elevarme por otra desemejante. Y hasta es probable que me coma las sardinillas y env\u00ede a tomar por saco a los piojosos jipis y a sus jodidas carpas. Creo que volverse malvado de vez en cuando es totalmente l\u00edcito. As\u00ed como hacer del disfemismo un arte.<\/p>\n<p>Porque yo no soy lo que parezco&#8230;<br \/>\nPorque yo soy lo que soy y lo que soy y lo que soy&#8230;<br \/>\nY cada vez que lo soy muere otro hijo de puta en alg\u00fan otro lugar.<\/p>\n<p>Pero&#8230; hay tantos (hijos de puta) que casi nunca se notan mis escabechinas.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ren\u00e9 Magritte. La reproduction interdite (1937) \u00abSuelo buscarme&nbsp; en la ciudad&nbsp; que pasa como un barco&nbsp;&nbsp;de locos&nbsp; por la noche&#8230; \u00ab (Jorge Gait\u00e1n Dur\u00e1n) Tambi\u00e9n suelo buscarme entre los tendejones que montan los jipis para vender sus frusler\u00edas y en los botes de sardinillas Cuca que descansan en los anaqueles de algunos ultramarinos. 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