{"id":1106,"date":"2019-05-06T14:02:00","date_gmt":"2019-05-06T14:02:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:44","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:44","slug":"email-del-6-de-mayo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/05\/06\/email-del-6-de-mayo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de mayo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-9R4_SW4dH3Q\/XNA9klsF1iI\/AAAAAAAAgdU\/EBoHotn2z5cezQjXVNgB33tEjkbM6nAagCLcBGAs\/s1600\/the-cleaners.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"529\" data-original-width=\"750\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/the-cleaners.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=400%2C281&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1107\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jeffrey Smart. <i>The cleaners<\/i> (XX-XXI cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nA todos los lectores del blog:<\/p>\n<p>Mariana, la se\u00f1ora que limpia esta bit\u00e1cora, ha sufrido un resbal\u00f3n y se ha ca\u00eddo al suelo con tan mala fortuna que se ha roto la cadera por tres sitios, el brazo derecho por dos y la rodilla (supongo que por uno). Yo puedo ser muchas cosas, guapo, alto, magn\u00edficamente torneado, con un estupendo olor corporal que recuerda a frambuesas reci\u00e9n recolectadas&#8230; \u00a1eso sin contar que escribo mejor que Borges, Ferlosio y Cort\u00e1zar juntos! Pero lamentablemente soy un jodido avaro. \u00a1Con deciros que algunos me llaman Shylock L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez! Necesito que me envi\u00e9is dinero al n\u00famero de cuenta que adjunto en la posdata. \u00a1Mucho dinero! Yo lo traspasar\u00e9 a la cuenta de Mariana y ella podr\u00e1 pagar el hospital. Luego, cuando reciba el alta podr\u00e1 denunciar los malos tratos psicol\u00f3gicos a los que ha sido sometida por m\u00ed durante a\u00f1os y el c\u00edrculo se cerrar\u00e1. Claro que cuando esto suceda yo ya estar\u00e1 en Honolulu gastando toda la pasta y puntuando del 0 al 10 las depilaciones \u00edntimas de las se\u00f1oritas de compa\u00f1\u00eda que frecuente. Joder, ya s\u00e9 que puede parecer que tengo mucho morro, pero no os equivoqu\u00e9is: soy un humanista.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeffrey Smart. The cleaners (XX-XXI cent.) A todos los lectores del blog: Mariana, la se\u00f1ora que limpia esta bit\u00e1cora, ha sufrido un resbal\u00f3n y se ha ca\u00eddo al suelo con tan mala fortuna que se ha roto la cadera por tres sitios, el brazo derecho por dos y la rodilla (supongo que por uno). Yo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1107,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/the-cleaners.jpg2521Large.jpg?fit=400%2C282&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1106\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}