{"id":1112,"date":"2019-04-29T04:16:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-29T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:45","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:45","slug":"email-del-29-de-abril-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/04\/29\/email-del-29-de-abril-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de abril 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-3ScQSCoCy2Q\/XMZ5Em6mloI\/AAAAAAAAgbw\/xZnX-nSXPiUWBXEYgN92hSgU-6mKFwuuQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/26bbd3c07ab69115db1af9fd1ce33a38.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1600\" data-original-width=\"1011\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/26bbd3c07ab69115db1af9fd1ce33a38.jpg?resize=252%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1113\" width=\"252\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Max Ernst.<i> La grande roue orthochromatique qui fait l&#8217;amour sur mesure<\/i> (1919)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Tengo 57 a\u00f1os (lo s\u00e9, una aut\u00e9ntica burrada) pero todav\u00eda estoy bueno. \u00bfTodav\u00eda estoy bueno? Si crees que no estoy bueno, mejor cierra el pico y no me lo restriegues, pero si por el contrario crees que s\u00ed estoy bueno, todav\u00eda, h\u00e1zmelo saber por medio de tu vecina, que realmente est\u00e1 buena, todav\u00eda, y juntos (tu vecina y yo) intentaremos llegar a una postura que facilite mi eyaculaci\u00f3n. O mi electroeyaculaci\u00f3n. \u00bfElectroeyaculaci\u00f3n? Me importa poco que ella (tu vecina) se quede con las ganas (de eyacular o de electroeyacular) pues ya hace mucho tiempo que solo pienso en m\u00ed. \u00bfCrees que si pensara en todos habr\u00eda (o hubiera) llegado a los 57 estando todav\u00eda tan bueno?<\/p>\n<p>Pero cambiando de tema: si todav\u00eda estoy bueno, \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 las mujeres prefieren mirar a otra parte cuando me contoneo de una manera (terriblemente concupiscente) delante de ellas? \u00a1Quiz\u00e1 me contoneo err\u00f3neamente! \u00bfMe contoneo err\u00f3neamente? Si crees que me contoneo err\u00f3neamente, mejor cierra el pico y no me lo restriegues, pero si por el contrario crees que me contoneo de una forma emp\u00edricamente electrocutaria (\u00bfelectrocutaria?), h\u00e1zmelo saber aporreando el cr\u00e1neo ind\u00edgena que te regal\u00e9 para celebrar que al fin hab\u00eda podido descifrar los misterios ocultos de la existencia. Me importa poco o nada que la existencia se haya quedado sin misterios, pues ya hace mucho que solo creo en los decesos. \u00bfCrees que si creyera que la existencia es la maravilla que tratan de vendernos habr\u00eda (o hubiera) llegado a los 57 contone\u00e1ndome de la manera (terriblemente concupiscente) con la que me contoneo?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1La lluvia en Sevilla s\u00ed es una maravilla! Y quiz\u00e1 tambi\u00e9n en Huelva. Pero&#8230; adem\u00e1s de contonearme de una manera terriblemente concupiscente, soy capaz de contoRnearme a m\u00ed mismo de una manera terriblemente electroluminiscente. \u00bfElectroluminiscente? Me encanta circunvalarme. Y circunscribirme. Sin embargo odio que alguien no capacitado intelectualmente intente bordearme o zigzaguearme. Y masturbarme o aristocratizarme. O masturbarme mientras me aristocratizan. O bordearme mientras me masturban. O zigzaguearme mientras me bordean o mientras me demuestran exageradamente la vehemencia de un sentimiento. El vocablo \u00absentimiento\u00bb rima con \u00abpimiento\u00bb&#8230; Bueno, eso es algo que todo el mundo sabe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\nElectrogreg (\u00bfElectrogreg?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Max Ernst. La grande roue orthochromatique qui fait l&#8217;amour sur mesure (1919) Hola: Tengo 57 a\u00f1os (lo s\u00e9, una aut\u00e9ntica burrada) pero todav\u00eda estoy bueno. \u00bfTodav\u00eda estoy bueno? 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