{"id":1124,"date":"2019-04-22T08:31:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-22T08:31:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:48","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:48","slug":"email-del-22-de-abril-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/04\/22\/email-del-22-de-abril-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de abril 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/--UgNCmqTclo\/XL16Q2_G-vI\/AAAAAAAAgaA\/W2Dx8rZEdQ0Ahr2WVig0Rg-nRvdIhX3tACLcBGAs\/s1600\/2008_DUB_07674_0138_000%2528%2529.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1600\" data-original-width=\"1247\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/2008_DUB_07674_0138_00025282529.jpg?resize=311%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1125\" width=\"311\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Louay Kayyali. <i>The socks seller<\/i> (1973)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>He descubierto que si me quito un calcet\u00edn me constipo. Sin embargo si me quito los dos no me constipo, pero me entra un fuerte dolor abdominal. Tambi\u00e9n he descubierto que si en lugar de llevar un calcet\u00edn en cada pie llevo dos calcetines, las tostadas del desayuno me quedan m\u00e1s esponjosas. Y si llevo dos calcetines en el pie izquierdo y uno solo en el derecho, la mujer de un querido amigo que le pone los cuernos deja de ponerle los cuernos y le pone (y ajusta) el sombrero Borsalino cada ma\u00f1ana para que salga guapo y con aspecto respetable a la calle. Pero cuando en lugar de ponerme calcetines me pongo pe\u00facos mis acciones bajan dos enteros. Por ese motivo la mayor parte de las noches de los meses m\u00e1s fr\u00edos suelo perder much\u00edsimo dinero. Aunque el mayor descubrimiento del mes ha sido entender por qu\u00e9 mi culete es un gamberrete. No, no me pidas que te explique la raz\u00f3n por la cual mi culete es un gamberrete porque no estoy en condiciones de otorgar un sentido preciso a tal afirmaci\u00f3n. Digamos que mi culete es un gamberrete y punto final. Pronto te enviar\u00e9 una relaci\u00f3n con mis nuevos descubrimientos. Hasta entonces te respetar\u00e9 hasta lo indecible, pero ten en cuenta que una vez hayas le\u00eddo la extra\u00f1a lista, mi admiraci\u00f3n por ti habr\u00e1 tocado suelo.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Louay Kayyali. The socks seller (1973) Querida: He descubierto que si me quito un calcet\u00edn me constipo. Sin embargo si me quito los dos no me constipo, pero me entra un fuerte dolor abdominal. Tambi\u00e9n he descubierto que si en lugar de llevar un calcet\u00edn en cada pie llevo dos calcetines, las tostadas del desayuno 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