{"id":1132,"date":"2025-04-07T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T09:02:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2025-08-20T10:13:54","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T10:13:54","slug":"email-del-16-de-mayo-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2025\/04\/07\/email-del-16-de-mayo-2025\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de abril 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure data-wp-context=\"{&quot;imageId&quot;:&quot;6a4562069bc28&quot;}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" data-wp-key=\"6a4562069bc28\" class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large is-resized wp-lightbox-container\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" data-wp-class--hide=\"state.isContentHidden\" data-wp-class--show=\"state.isContentVisible\" data-wp-init=\"callbacks.setButtonStyles\" data-wp-on--click=\"actions.showLightbox\" data-wp-on--load=\"callbacks.setButtonStyles\" data-wp-on--pointerdown=\"actions.preloadImage\" data-wp-on--pointerenter=\"actions.preloadImageWithDelay\" data-wp-on--pointerleave=\"actions.cancelPreload\" data-wp-on-window--resize=\"callbacks.setButtonStyles\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-05-16-at-10.10.16.jpeg?resize=1024%2C683&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4729\" style=\"width:440px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-05-16-at-10.10.16.jpeg?resize=1024%2C683&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-05-16-at-10.10.16.jpeg?resize=400%2C267&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-05-16-at-10.10.16.jpeg?resize=768%2C512&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/WhatsApp-Image-2025-05-16-at-10.10.16.jpeg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><button\n\t\t\tclass=\"lightbox-trigger\"\n\t\t\ttype=\"button\"\n\t\t\taria-haspopup=\"dialog\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-bind--aria-label=\"state.thisImage.triggerButtonAriaLabel\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-init=\"callbacks.initTriggerButton\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-on--click=\"actions.showLightbox\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-style--right=\"state.thisImage.buttonRight\"\n\t\t\tdata-wp-style--top=\"state.thisImage.buttonTop\"\n\t\t>\n\t\t\t<svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" fill=\"none\" viewBox=\"0 0 12 12\">\n\t\t\t\t<path fill=\"#fff\" d=\"M2 0a2 2 0 0 0-2 2v2h1.5V2a.5.5 0 0 1 .5-.5h2V0H2Zm2 10.5H2a.5.5 0 0 1-.5-.5V8H0v2a2 2 0 0 0 2 2h2v-1.5ZM8 12v-1.5h2a.5.5 0 0 0 .5-.5V8H12v2a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H8Zm2-12a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v2h-1.5V2a.5.5 0 0 0-.5-.5H8V0h2Z\" \/>\n\t\t\t<\/svg>\n\t\t<\/button><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\"><sub>Imagen generada con IA (2025)<\/sub><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:37px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Querida:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Por favor, pon tus ojos sobre este n\u00famero: 1000000000000000000000000<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Los 24 ceros detr\u00e1s del primer guarismo natural, el uno (1), significan un bill\u00f3n de billones. Si siempre has pensado que un simple bill\u00f3n (1000000000000) era demasiado, no se me ocurre lo que podr\u00e1s llegar a pensar sobre la cantidad que \u00faltimamente me quita el sue\u00f1o: un mill\u00f3n de billones o lo que es igual, un trill\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ahora deposita de nuevo tus ojos sobre la siguiente cantidad:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">20<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mucho m\u00e1s sencilla de asimilar, desde luego. Y si la miras detenidamente, incluso tiene un cierto aspecto sical\u00edptico que la engrandece. Pues bien, 70 (setenta) es la cantidad -en euros- que he podido ahorrar en estos 45 (cuarenta y cinco) a\u00f1os,&nbsp;es decir desde que cumpl\u00ed la mayor\u00eda de edad y pude sacarme una maldita cuenta en el banco m\u00e1s cercano a mi casa, en este caso Bancaja, m\u00e1s tarde BANKIA y ahora Caixabank. El problema es que Caixabank (antes Bancaja y BANKIA) me cobra 60 (sesenta) euros anuales por gastos de tarjeta, con lo que cada mes de diciembre (fun, fun, fun), el 70 (setenta) se transforma en 10 (diez). Para que ese 10 (diez) vuelva a trocarse en 70 (setenta) tengo que ponerme en contacto con el hijo resucitado de cierta deidad que tiene el poder de multiplicar panes y peces para que multiplique mi peculio. Pero esa sencilla multiplicaci\u00f3n divina lleva unos gastos, o mejor dicho, ese primog\u00e9nito que hace muchos a\u00f1os muri\u00f3 por todos nosotros me cobra un 12.5&nbsp;% (doce y medio) por cada 15 (quince) euros, que si no me equivoco representa poco m\u00e1s de 4 euros (cuatro) por incrementar mi capital hasta la cifra que representa mi pasado, presente y futuro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cambiando de tema, posa tu mirada sobre mi bragueta. S\u00ed, ya s\u00e9 que estoy lejos en estos instantes pero en el caj\u00f3n de tu mesita de noche tienes una foto de mi paquete. Abre el jodido caj\u00f3n, saca la puta foto y mira el bulto que se dibuja incluso en esa imagen oscura y poco n\u00edtida. Ahora abre el segundo caj\u00f3n de tu mesita, saca tu cachibache on\u00e1nico el\u00e9ctrico con 17 (diecisiete) velocidades y desmel\u00e9nate todo lo que puedas, pues al fin y al cabo, no sacar\u00e1s mucho m\u00e1s que eso de esta saturada y rebosante letrina llamada \u00abexistencia\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Querida: Por favor, pon tus ojos sobre este n\u00famero: 1000000000000000000000000 Los 24 ceros detr\u00e1s del primer guarismo natural, el uno (1), significan un bill\u00f3n de billones. 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