{"id":1142,"date":"2019-04-06T02:30:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-06T02:30:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:55","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:55","slug":"email-del-6-de-abril-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/04\/06\/email-del-6-de-abril-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de abril 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Kuzma Petrov-Vodkin. Chaos <\/i>(1906)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\nQuerida:<\/p>\n

\nTe escribo para enviarte a fre\u00edr esp\u00e1rragos, o mejor, a alguna cocina donde su propietario o propietaria se encargue de descotar y fre\u00edr los esp\u00e1rragos, pues es de entendimiento p\u00fabico, quiero decir, p\u00fablico, que tus conocimientos gastron\u00f3micos y culinarios son incluso inferiores a los demostrados por cualquiera de mis m\u00faltiples y mir\u00edficas personalidades. Pero no creas que te escribo con el est\u00edmulo inmarcesible proporcionado por algo parecido a la genialidad inversa (con cierto grado de inspiraci\u00f3n de origen demon\u00edaco) que me permite discernir entre tus innumerables carencias, sino porque mis impulsos err\u00e1ticos y mis escr\u00fapulos patol\u00f3gicos se aquietan al enviar gente a la mierda. El problema es que la mierda est\u00e1 repleta y no me queda m\u00e1s remedio que dirigir a los nuevos nominados a otros rec\u00f3nditos lugares, entre ellos a hacer g\u00e1rgaras, al carajo, a fre\u00edr churros, a hacer pu\u00f1etas, al quinto pino, a la porra, de paseo, a tomar por saco, a tomar por culo (variaci\u00f3n zafia y grosera del anterior) o al diablo. Ahora bien, mi empe\u00f1o en proporcionarme tranquilidad espiritual, \u00bfes quiz\u00e1 debido a un proceso l\u00edmpido de autodespersonalizaci\u00f3n o por una especie de comportamiento de enmienda? De enmienda por pertenecer al mismo g\u00e9nero que t\u00fa. \u00a1A la ralea humana! Ya sabes, entre el \u00abay ay ay\u00bb y el \u00abyujuuuuuu\u00bb se asienta el \u00aboooohhhhh\u00bb. Por supuesto se trata de un \u00aboooohhhhh\u00bb entr\u00f3pico, dise\u00f1ado con especial mimo por un jiujitsuista mental m\u00e1s mani\u00e1tico que un felino, cuyos ojos sanguinolentos siempre intentan enfocar all\u00e1 donde se encuentre el caos y el desorden.<\/p>\n

\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kuzma Petrov-Vodkin. Chaos (1906) Querida: Te escribo para enviarte a fre\u00edr esp\u00e1rragos, o mejor, a alguna cocina donde su propietario o propietaria se encargue de descotar y fre\u00edr los esp\u00e1rragos, pues es de entendimiento p\u00fabico, quiero decir, p\u00fablico, que tus conocimientos gastron\u00f3micos y culinarios son incluso inferiores a los demostrados por cualquiera de mis m\u00faltiples 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