{"id":1146,"date":"2019-04-03T08:11:00","date_gmt":"2019-04-03T08:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:56","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:56","slug":"email-del-3-de-abril-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/04\/03\/email-del-3-de-abril-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de abril 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-4CVPcQ8hrpE\/XKRqHwmx8gI\/AAAAAAAAgVM\/v8aVwdBE3SQ6xrym6jkOnBmTxCm7oB8QgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Sin%2Bt%25C3%25ADtulo%2B1.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"609\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/Sin2Bt25C325ADtulo2B1.jpg?resize=393%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1147\" width=\"393\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Daniel Lezama. <i>Guadalupe Tonantzin <\/i>(2003)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>He encontrado la manera de mitigar el dolor que me produce interactuar con cenutrios: no interactuar con cenutrios. En otras palabras, he decidido parapetarme tras algo parecido a un escudo integral repleto de respuestas hirientes que se disparar\u00e1n como los nematocistos de una irukandji a la menor provocaci\u00f3n verbal o incluso visual (Nota: poco importa que alguien tenga 150 de CI si es pillado infraganti bailando el swish swish o presidiendo una comparsa de chirigotas).<\/p>\n<p>A pesar de mis sentimientos humanistas y de mi estilo literario claramente exc\u00e9ntrico y dextr\u00f3giro, he decidido dejar de rezar a la Virgen y de depilarle el <i>mons pubis<\/i> cada vez que la visite.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Daniel Lezama. Guadalupe Tonantzin (2003) Querida: He encontrado la manera de mitigar el dolor que me produce interactuar con cenutrios: no interactuar con cenutrios. En otras palabras, he decidido parapetarme tras algo parecido a un escudo integral repleto de respuestas hirientes que se disparar\u00e1n como los nematocistos de una irukandji a la menor provocaci\u00f3n verbal 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