{"id":1148,"date":"2019-03-29T11:21:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-29T11:21:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:57","slug":"email-del-29-de-marzo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/03\/29\/email-del-29-de-marzo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de marzo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-pfnszGBleX4\/XJ3-fMkpspI\/AAAAAAAAgT8\/tiuZRDOZiSASQ6pW7J7_1VtwUpbu7WmfgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/convergence.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"660\" data-original-width=\"1100\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/convergence.jpg?resize=400%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1149\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jackson Pollock. <i>Convergence: Number 10<\/i> (1952)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmad\u00edsima amiga:<\/p>\n<p>\nMi novela <i>Las aventuras de Cristina Fonseca, Luciana Fonseca, Teresa Fonseca, Victoria Fonseca, Araceli Fonseca, Bibiana Fonseca, Arundina Fonseca, Felisa Fonseca, Petra Fonseca y Saturnina Fonseca en la avenida de las boutiques<\/i> se est\u00e1 escribiendo pr\u00e1cticamente sola. Comenc\u00e9 a teclearla hace 10 meses y ya llevo casi cinco l\u00edneas. El argumento, aunque pueda parecer algo simple, en realidad es bastante complejo, pues trata sobre los sucesos que les acontecieron a 10 hermanas -emocionalmente muy unidas- durante una tarde de compras en diferentes comercios de ropa cara durante las rebajas de enero. En un principio el t\u00edtulo iba a ser <i>Las aventuras de Petronila Fonseca, Cristina Fonseca, Luciana Fonseca, Teresa Fonseca, Victoria Fonseca, Araceli Fonseca, Bibiana Fonseca, Arundina Fonseca, Felisa Fonseca, Petra Fonseca y Saturnina Fonseca en la rambla de las boutiques<\/i>,<i>&nbsp;<\/i>es decir, con una hermana m\u00e1s y en una abarrotada rambla; pero pronto repar\u00e9 (soy muy manitas, ya me conoces) en que 11 hermanas -emocionalmente muy unidas- no era m\u00e1s que una completa e inane estupidez, am\u00e9n de una exageraci\u00f3n inconsecuente, y que fon\u00e9ticamente sonar\u00eda mejor \u00abavenida\u00bb en lugar de \u00abrambla\u00bb. Tambi\u00e9n llegu\u00e9 a considerar la posibilidad de que a todas esas hermanas las acompa\u00f1ara una prima o sobrina e incluso llegu\u00e9 a pensar seriamente en el t\u00edtulo, que si no me equivoco fue algo parecido a <i>Las aventuras de Cristina Fonseca, Luciana Fonseca, Teresa Fonseca, Victoria Fonseca, Araceli Fonseca, Bibiana Fonseca, Arundina Fonseca, Felisa Fonseca, Petra Fonseca, Saturnina Fonseca y la prima de todas, Marisa Vega Fonseca<\/i>, pero pronto rechac\u00e9 la idea y me com\u00ed un bocadillo.<\/p>\n<p>Seguramente el bocadillo me debi\u00f3 sentar fatal porque durante unos minutos estuve tentado de a\u00f1adir una \u00abt\u00bb al apellido Fonseca, con lo cual el t\u00edtulo habr\u00eda cambiado a <i>Las aventuras de Cristina Fontseca, Luciana Fontseca, Teresa Fontseca, Victoria Fontseca, Araceli Fontseca, Bibiana Fontseca, Arundina Fontseca, Felisa Fontseca, Petra Fontseca y Saturnina Fontseca en el bulevar de las boutiques.<\/i> Afortunadamente la idea desapareci\u00f3 r\u00e1pidamente despu\u00e9s de tomarme medio vaso de agua con bicarbonato.<\/p>\n<p>Si una vez escrita y editada la historia de las 10 -emocionalmente muy unidas- hermanas resulta un \u00e9xito de ventas, tengo en mente una posible segunda parte (<i>Las aventuras de Cristina Fonseca, Luciana Fonseca, Teresa Fonseca, Victoria Fonseca, Araceli Fonseca, Bibiana Fonseca, Arundina Fonseca, Felisa Fonseca, Petra Fonseca y Saturnina Fonseca en El Corte Ingl\u00e9s de la calle Col\u00f3n y los comercios de las calles adyacentes<\/i>), donde intentar\u00e9 rizar el rizo y convertir a Cristina Fonseca en clept\u00f3mana, a Luciana Fonseca en morfin\u00f3mana, a Teresa Fonseca en pir\u00f3mana, a Victoria Fonseca en ninf\u00f3mana, a Araceli Fonseca en megal\u00f3mana, a Bibiana Fonseca en dips\u00f3mana, a Arundina Fonseca, Felisa Fonseca, Petra Fonseca y Saturnina Fonseca en alodoxaf\u00f3bica, dishabiliof\u00f3bica, geliof\u00f3bica y panf\u00f3bica respectivamente.<\/p>\n<p>\nGregorio&nbsp;Beckett<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jackson Pollock. Convergence: Number 10 (1952) Amad\u00edsima amiga: Mi novela Las aventuras de Cristina Fonseca, Luciana Fonseca, Teresa Fonseca, Victoria Fonseca, Araceli Fonseca, Bibiana Fonseca, Arundina Fonseca, Felisa Fonseca, Petra Fonseca y Saturnina Fonseca en la avenida de las boutiques se est\u00e1 escribiendo pr\u00e1cticamente sola. Comenc\u00e9 a teclearla hace 10 meses y ya llevo casi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1149,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/convergence.jpg?fit=400%2C240&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}