{"id":1152,"date":"2019-03-27T13:39:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-27T13:39:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:58","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:58","slug":"email-del-27-de-marzo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/03\/27\/email-del-27-de-marzo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 27 de marzo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-tt6SyOJxWD4\/XJx3xiAhPgI\/AAAAAAAAgTk\/x5ibI3IRUhY45jBegOWkaG4zIscHyNdZACLcBGAs\/s1600\/800px-Frans_Floris_-_Banquet_of_the_Gods_-_WGA7943.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"589\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"293\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/800px-Frans_Floris_-_Banquet_of_the_Gods_-_WGA7943.jpg?resize=400%2C293&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1153\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Frans Floris. <i>Banquet of the Gods <\/i>(1550)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Amiga:<\/p>\n<p>Normalmente, cuando la gente est\u00e1 a punto de morir suele hacer las paces con el Se\u00f1or. Ya sabes, por si acaso. \u00a1Durante el periodo que han abarcado sus vidas han aprendido a creer en el resto de posibilidades! Cuando llegue mi hora, si es que llega, pues estoy empezando a creer que soy inmortal, yo har\u00e9 las paces con los se\u00f1ores o las se\u00f1oras que han limpiado las letrinas donde yo he ado-ado (defecado y miccionado). Me es indiferente si utilizaron WC NET o PATO gel l\u00edquido azul. Ellos son los verdaderos dioses y ante ellos me persigno. Y ante las toallas limpias y las suministradoras de ese precioso fluido transparente denominado flujo vaginal. Y ante los tres motores restantes que impiden que nos estrellemos cuando el cuarto comienza a fallar. Y ante el Surstr\u00f6mming. Y ante los poiquilotermos y el pleonasmo. Pero nunca ante vuestro jodido Dios. Porque cuando os veo postrados e implorando a ese toc\u00f3n podrido que dise\u00f1a vuestras vidas, siento que yo no pertenezco a esta maldita piara. Y ahora me voy a ar-ar (defecar y miccionar). Siempre que hablo sobre cualquier religi\u00f3n me entran ganas de ar-ar (cagar-mear). Debe ser la inteligencia, que se rebela ante cualquier peque\u00f1o signo de majader\u00eda. Poco o nada importa si ya he ado-ado (defecado-miccionado), pues el resultado siempre es el mismo: excretar, excretar, excretar.<\/p>\n<p>Greg \u00abcontrol intestinal\u00bb L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frans Floris. Banquet of the Gods (1550) Amiga: Normalmente, cuando la gente est\u00e1 a punto de morir suele hacer las paces con el Se\u00f1or. Ya sabes, por si acaso. \u00a1Durante el periodo que han abarcado sus vidas han aprendido a creer en el resto de posibilidades! Cuando llegue mi hora, si es que llega, pues [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1153,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/800px-Frans_Floris_-_Banquet_of_the_Gods_-_WGA7943.jpg?fit=400%2C295&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1152\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1153"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}