{"id":1156,"date":"2019-03-20T08:03:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-20T08:03:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:30:59","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:30:59","slug":"email-del-20-de-marzo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/03\/20\/email-del-20-de-marzo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 20 de marzo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-Sigt0cjXxxg\/XJHyzA60H5I\/AAAAAAAAgR0\/nW1hjbkPeewy6CdQ4KPQG_2ndMw4h-8SACLcBGAs\/s1600\/Kathleen%2BGilje%252C%2BSant%25E2%2580%2599Orinale%2B%255BSaint%2BUrinal%255D%2B%25282017%2529.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1024\" data-original-width=\"798\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Kathleen2BGilje252C2BSant25E225802599Orinale2B255BSaint2BUrinal255D2B252820172529.jpg?resize=311%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1157\" width=\"311\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Kathleen Gilje,<i> Sant\u2019Orinale [Saint Urinal] <\/i>(2017)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida (\u00bfv\u00edctima sodomizada repetidamente por la sociedad?):<\/p>\n<p>Si a las personas buenas les suceden cosas malas (tal y como no se cansan de pregonar los que se consideran a s\u00ed mismos personas buenas), entonces, a las personas malas deber\u00edan sucederles cosas buenas. Yo, Lucerito I de Benimaclet, anteriormente llamado Psycho Inimicus de Lys, de profesi\u00f3n dome\u00f1ador de ac\u00e9milas desgalichadas y esp\u00e1stico mental por decisi\u00f3n propia, todav\u00eda no estoy demasiado convencido de ser un tipo bueno o malo a secas, pero si tuviera que decidirme por uno de ambos m\u00e1rgenes claramente pinto-valdemorianos (o quiz\u00e1 pinto-valdemore\u00f1os), manifestar\u00eda que soy un sujeto malo bueno (que es muy diferente a ser un sujeto bueno malo); por lo tanto todas las cosas que me han sucedido, me suceden o me suceder\u00e1n deber\u00edan ser malas buenas, aunque estoy convencido de que en algunas ocasiones y bajo una serie de circunstancias concretas me han acontecido cosas buenas malas, buenas buenas o malas malas. Quiz\u00e1 por esa raz\u00f3n me siento el mis\u00e1ntropo desafortunado m\u00e1s afortunado del mundo o el c\u00ednico hijo de puta menos hijo de puta de mi comunidad aut\u00f3noma; aunque en realidad, reflexionar a estas alturas de mi vida sobre la maldad de mis actos no va a hacer que me sienta satisfecho con pertenecer a esa grand\u00edsima pandilla de mortales retrasados mentales denominada linaje o poblaci\u00f3n humana.<\/p>\n<p>Llegados a este punto, no tengo m\u00e1s remedio que dirigirme al punto m\u00e1s alejado de ese punto inicial. El problema es que ese punto inicial es el comedor, o para ser m\u00e1s precisos, el port\u00e1til desde donde defeco mis textos y que est\u00e1 en una mesita baja comprada en un mercadillo callejero por 57 euros. \u00a1Creo que me estoy perdiendo! Lo que trato de explicarte es que si me alejo demasiado del comedor y del port\u00e1til, tambi\u00e9n me alejo del cuarto de ba\u00f1o. Y a mi edad y con mi pr\u00f3stata sediciosa, subversiva e indisciplinada en plan \u00abNo, no, no, no nos mover\u00e1aaaaan. Igual que el pino junto a la riberaaaaaa. No nos mover\u00e1aaaaan\u00bb, deber\u00eda dejarme de pamplinas y seguir en ese dichoso punto inicial, que al fin y al cabo es el que realmente significa algo.<\/p>\n<p>Pero por otra parte, ser yo mismo significa que ni t\u00fa ni nadie es yo, en todo caso podr\u00edais ser vosotros mismos o lo que es igual, penosos actores secundarios en esta jodida y mal escenificada comedia titulada <i>Senilidad, invocaci\u00f3n, danza ritual y postreras experiencias de Lucerito I de Benimaclet, anteriormente llamado Psycho Inimicus de Lys, nihilista reconocido a nivel mundial y trot\u00f3n saltar\u00edn impenitente<\/i>, escrita, producida, dirigida e interpretada por Greg L\u00f3pez y que nunca se estrenar\u00e1, afortunadamente, en ninguna sala que se precie.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kathleen Gilje, Sant\u2019Orinale [Saint Urinal] (2017) Querida (\u00bfv\u00edctima sodomizada repetidamente por la sociedad?): Si a las personas buenas les suceden cosas malas (tal y como no se cansan de pregonar los que se consideran a s\u00ed mismos personas buenas), entonces, a las personas malas deber\u00edan sucederles cosas buenas. Yo, Lucerito I de Benimaclet, anteriormente llamado [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1157,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Kathleen2BGilje252C2BSant25E225802599Orinale2B255BSaint2BUrinal255D2B252820172529.jpg?fit=312%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}