{"id":1158,"date":"2019-03-18T12:11:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-18T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:00","slug":"email-del-18-de-marzo-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/03\/18\/email-del-18-de-marzo-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de marzo 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Salvador Dal\u00ed. Cr\u00e1neo atmosf\u00e9rico sodomizando a un piano de cola <\/i>(1934)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\n(Para ti)
\nNo existo como individuo, por lo menos como individuo perteneciente a una recua leg\u00edtima y constitucional de ac\u00e9milas sociales con posibilidad de emitir juicios reprobados y obtener a cambio una serie de catarsis org\u00e1smicas. \u00bfSoy tan fiderente? S\u00ed, \u00a1fiderente! Al ser tan diferente solo puedo ser fiderente. \u00bfSoy tan fiderente? \u00bfTan fiderente como un escandallo? Escandallo, pero no en su acepci\u00f3n mercantil, sino en su sentido original, es decir, el extremo de la sonda que se utiliza para analizar la calidad del agua. Entonces, \u00bfsoy tan fiderente como un escandallo? Bueno, no quiero parecer demasiado jactancioso, pues en realidad solo soy un tipo normal, eso s\u00ed, con una determinaci\u00f3n s\u00f3lida e inquebrantable, quiz\u00e1 eso que algunos llaman esp\u00edritu libre. \u00a1Puede que un poco grimoso!, pero eso se debe a la textura mucilaginosa de mi piel, que resalta los defectos que en otro cuerpo hubiesen resultado imperceptibles. Sin embargo, en contraposici\u00f3n, los perfumes que desprenden esos poros epid\u00e9rmicos proporcionan una mayor complejidad arom\u00e1tica a cualquier nariz entrenada y que ronde mi cuerpo demasiado cerca.<\/p>\n

(Para vosotros)
\nCreo que voy a desnudaros a todos. \u00a1A todos! \u00a1Hombres y mujeres! \u00a1Por algo me llaman Greg el desnudador! Si no me gustara despojaros de vuestras jodidas ropas compradas en Alcampo la gente me llamar\u00edan Greg a secas. \u00bfSab\u00e9is?, mientras arranco la ropa a alguien me siento como el propelente de una Glock 40. Y cuando contemplo todos los cuerpos desnudos con sus rostros viciosos me transformo en un arbusto Gimpi gimpi. Pero es cuando os tengo en posici\u00f3n sumisa y observante cuando en realidad s\u00e9 que soy mi propia Ahnenerbe. \u00a1Y ya pod\u00e9is imaginaros lo que eso significa!<\/p>\n

(Para m\u00ed)
\nAnoche, una vez m\u00e1s, volv\u00ed a salvar al mundo.<\/p>\n

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Salvador Dal\u00ed. Cr\u00e1neo atmosf\u00e9rico sodomizando a un piano de cola (1934) (Para ti) No existo como individuo, por lo menos como individuo perteneciente a una recua leg\u00edtima y constitucional de ac\u00e9milas sociales con posibilidad de emitir juicios reprobados y obtener a cambio una serie de catarsis org\u00e1smicas. \u00bfSoy tan fiderente? S\u00ed, \u00a1fiderente! 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