{"id":1166,"date":"2019-02-27T02:39:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-27T02:39:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:02","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:02","slug":"email-del-27-de-febrero-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/02\/27\/email-del-27-de-febrero-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 27 de febrero 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-SyxYhJHSDhY\/XHX3D86njKI\/AAAAAAAAgN4\/syVn_xcFMfwly-joK-Ot90ErwjZsS6EXgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/John%2BBratby.%2BThe%2Btoilet%2B%25281955%2529.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1024\" data-original-width=\"749\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/John2BBratby.2BThe2Btoilet2B252819552529.jpg?resize=292%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1167\" width=\"292\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">John Bratby. <i>The toilet<\/i> (1955)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nYo, Gregorio L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez, en pleno uso de mis facultades mentales, y con bastante m\u00e1s de medio siglo sobre la espalda, he decidido que a partir de ma\u00f1ana jueves 28 de febrero de 2019, dejar\u00e9 de llevar ese \u00abbastante m\u00e1s de medio siglo\u00bb sobre la espalda, para pasar a soportarlo sobre una de mis asentaderas. Todav\u00eda no he resuelto en cu\u00e1l, aunque todo apunta a la izquierda (supongo que no me puedo quitar de encima esa especie de fijaci\u00f3n marxista que me asalt\u00f3 por primera vez a los 14 a\u00f1os). Por lo tanto, me gustar\u00eda traer a Colaci\u00f3n, que es el pueblecito donde vivo desde hace 25 a\u00f1os que:<\/p>\n<p>1- No estoy dispuesto a sacarme el miembro viril delante de una mujer (aunque est\u00e9 perfectamente disfrazada de alb\u00e9itar) nunca m\u00e1s. Si alguien desea ver mi pene tendr\u00e1 que acudir al Museo de Prehistoria de Valencia (AKA Museu de Prehist\u00f2ria de Val\u00e8ncia) donde entre otros falos a\u00f1osos se exhibe el de Amasvindo III de Gand\u00eda (sin tilde en catal\u00e1n), comendador y fundador de la Real Orden de los Pendolistas Entecos.<br \/>\n2- Por el contrario, s\u00ed estoy dispuesto a sacarme el miembro viril delante de un inodoro, por supuesto, siempre que este sea confortable, funcional, elegante, higi\u00e9nicamente impecable y \u00abf\u00fcr ein modernes zuhause\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Que as\u00ed se escriba y as\u00ed se cumpla.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Bratby. 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