{"id":1194,"date":"2019-02-07T16:00:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-07T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:12","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:12","slug":"email-del-7-de-febrero-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/02\/07\/email-del-7-de-febrero-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de febrero 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-sDseScS0shk\/XFxT4HEGDJI\/AAAAAAAAf8E\/-qeeM96LJZwmulVvx11tfwRqKrixnUezgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/v0_large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"624\" data-original-width=\"768\" height=\"325\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/v0_large.jpg?resize=400%2C325&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1195\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Paul C\u00e9zanne. <i>Murder <\/i>(1870)&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>Los casos de El churrero casta\u00f1ero ambulante Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez: El caso Onofre.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>El churrero casta\u00f1ero y detective aficionado Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez se arrodill\u00f3 para ver m\u00e1s de cerca la cara del cad\u00e1ver. Estaba claro que no era ni S\u00e1nchez Estell\u00e9s ni Martinez Guarner. \u00bfEntonces de qui\u00e9n era el cuerpo acribillado que yac\u00eda en el suelo? Fernando Dom\u00e9nech, tambi\u00e9n conocido como Fernand\u00edn, dirigi\u00f3 una mirada suplicante al churrero.<br \/>\n-Fer-nan-d\u00edn, no pongas esa ca-ra. \u00a1Te aseguro que yo tampoco en-tien-do nada!<br \/>\n-Pero Garc\u00eda, Do\u00f1a Carmina, es decir la mujer de Vicente Blasco dijo que ella mat\u00f3 a Carlos Escriche y este cuerpo no es Carlos Escriche.<br \/>\n-S\u00ed, pero Amalia Cas-ta-ne-da, la mujer de S\u00e1nchez Es-te-ll\u00e9s tambi\u00e9n jur\u00f3 sobre la Bi-blia que el muerto era su marido.<br \/>\n-Bueno, Estefan\u00eda Guarner sigue afirmando que el muerto es su hermano, pero me he informado y es<br \/>\nhija \u00fanica.<br \/>\n-\u00bfQui\u00e9n de-mo-nios es este fiambre?<br \/>\nEl churrero casta\u00f1ero se incorpor\u00f3 y se encendi\u00f3 dos cigarros al mismo tiempo. Mientras intentaba llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n satisfactoria, Fernand\u00edn acercaba su nariz y aspiraba algo de humo. De repente, una tos seca, m\u00e1s parecida a la de un chacal enfermo que a la de un churrero casta\u00f1ero, reson\u00f3 como un trueno por toda la estancia.<br \/>\n-\u00a1Ya s\u00e9 quien es el mu-er-to!<br \/>\n-\u00a1Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez!<br \/>\n-No. Gar-c\u00ed-a P\u00e9rez soy yo. El muerto es Anselmo Onofre.<br \/>\n-Pero se\u00f1or Garc\u00eda, Anselmo Onofre era el amante de Amalia Castaneda&#8230;<br \/>\n-Y tambi\u00e9n el amante de do\u00f1a Carmina, de Vi-cen-te Blasco, de Car-los Escriche, de San-chez Estell\u00e9s, el marido de A-ma-lia Castaneda&nbsp;.<br \/>\n-Pero, pero, entonces&#8230;<br \/>\n-Efectivamente, Fernand\u00edn. T\u00fa tambi\u00e9n te a-cos-ta-bas con Anselmo Onofre. Pero al contrario que los otros, t\u00fa lo hac\u00edas por amor. \u00a1A-mor!<br \/>\n-Se\u00f1or Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez, por fa&#8230;<br \/>\n-Churrero cas-ta-\u00f1e-ro Garc\u00eda Perez.<br \/>\n-Se\u00f1or churrero casta\u00f1ero Garc\u00eda Perez, por favor, no se lo contar\u00e1 a nadie, \u00bfverdad? Si mi mujer, Fabiana Abril, y mi hija, Victoria Dom\u00e9nech, se enteraran ser\u00eda horrible para ellas. Adem\u00e1s yo no he hecho nada.<br \/>\n-Tranquilo, Fer-nan-d\u00edn. De mi boca no saldr\u00e1 tu nombre. Toma&#8230;\u00a1gu\u00e1rdate esta li-bre-ti-ta en el bolsillo.<br \/>\n-\u00bfPara qu\u00e9 quiero una libreta se\u00f1or Garc\u00eda?<br \/>\n-Se\u00f1or churrero cas-ta-\u00f1e-ro&#8230;<br \/>\n-Se\u00f1or churrero casta\u00f1ero Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez, \u00bfqu\u00e9 quiere que haga con esta libretita?<br \/>\n-En la \u00faltima hoja hay un n\u00fa-me-ro muy largo. Es mi cuenta ban-ca-ria. Bastar\u00e1 que in-gre-ses en ella la cantidad que hay escrita en la primera p\u00e1-gi-na durante los siguientes 12 meses. Si lo haces bien te aseguro que nadie se enterar\u00e1 de que dis-fru-ta-bas lo indecible tir\u00e1ndote al fallecido.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul C\u00e9zanne. Murder (1870)&nbsp; Los casos de El churrero casta\u00f1ero ambulante Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez: El caso Onofre. El churrero casta\u00f1ero y detective aficionado Garc\u00eda P\u00e9rez se arrodill\u00f3 para ver m\u00e1s de cerca la cara del cad\u00e1ver. 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