{"id":1202,"date":"2019-01-31T12:40:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-31T12:40:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:14","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:14","slug":"email-del-31-de-enero-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/01\/31\/email-del-31-de-enero-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 31 de enero 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-_2GKniARKkk\/XFLsXarA_KI\/AAAAAAAAfy4\/urpyP0IDlSwEtC65weMFmcImZ82cJ_bFwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Sin%2Bt%25C3%25ADtulo%2B1.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"459\" data-original-width=\"706\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Sin2Bt25C325ADtulo2B1.jpg?resize=400%2C260&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1203\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">John Kacere. <i>Kristina <\/i>(1991)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Si me env\u00edas unas bragas tuyas antes del s\u00e1bado estar\u00e9 en condiciones de reenvi\u00e1rtelas de nuevo el martes o mi\u00e9rcoles de la pr\u00f3xima semana.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p>\nP.D.<br \/>\nCada d\u00eda que pasa me siento peor. Seguramente la culpa es de las sillas y sof\u00e1s de mi casa que son todav\u00eda m\u00e1s viejas que yo. Porque no nos enga\u00f1emos: soy asquerosamente viejo. Quiz\u00e1 por ese motivo (me refiero a ser asquerosamente viejo) me ha dado por caminar de una habitaci\u00f3n a otra repitiendo algo parecido a \u00abummm manaaaa ummm manaaa hor\u00e9 hor\u00e9\u00bb. Sin embargo cuando me dirijo desde la salita a la cocina suelo sustituir el \u00abummm manaaaa ummm manaaaa hor\u00e9 hor\u00e9\u00bb por \u00abUmmm manaaaa, Ummm manaaaa, \u00bfmanaaaa ummm?, \u00bfmanaaaa ummm? Creo que necesito ayuda oftalmol\u00f3gica urgente. No encuentro un ojo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Kacere. Kristina (1991) Querida: Si me env\u00edas unas bragas tuyas antes del s\u00e1bado estar\u00e9 en condiciones de reenvi\u00e1rtelas de nuevo el martes o mi\u00e9rcoles de la pr\u00f3xima semana. Greg P.D. Cada d\u00eda que pasa me siento peor. Seguramente la culpa es de las sillas y sof\u00e1s de mi casa que son todav\u00eda m\u00e1s viejas 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