{"id":1204,"date":"2019-01-30T11:09:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-30T11:09:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:15","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:15","slug":"email-del-30-de-enero-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/01\/30\/email-del-30-de-enero-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de enero 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-EXMtA3ve8bk\/XFGFTSZmwwI\/AAAAAAAAfxs\/eX8S8V1ioz8PytDpAdnCm0QKJMAdtNV4wCLcBGAs\/s1600\/1313321056_740215_0000000000_noticia_normal.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"995\" data-original-width=\"666\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/1313321056_740215_0000000000_noticia_normal.jpg?resize=267%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1205\" width=\"267\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Antonio L\u00f3pez. <i>Taza de v\u00e1ter y ventana <\/i>(1971)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida amiga:<\/p>\n<p>\nAntes de que me olvide quiero comenzar este texto record\u00e1ndote que&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Diantres! \u00a1Lo he olvidado!<\/p>\n<p>\nG<\/p>\n<p>P.D.<br \/>\nUna mujer camina por la calle. Se desplaza totalmente inmersa en sus pensamientos. De repente, uno de esos pensamientos le toca un pecho. Ella se pone&nbsp; gritar y acude un poli. El pensamiento es denunciado y acaba en prisi\u00f3n. Pasan cinco a\u00f1os. Un hombre camina por la calle. Se desplaza inmerso en sus pensamientos. De repente, uno de esos pensamientos practica una felaci\u00f3n. Cuando el pensamiento se est\u00e1 limpiando la boca, el hombre le obliga a que le haga otra. Y despu\u00e9s otra. Y otra. Cuando todo parece que ha terminado, el hombre se siente totalmente realizado, aunque piensa que la \u00faltima mamada dejaba mucho que desear. Pasan cinco anos. Cada uno de esos anos va pegado a un ser humano. El hombre los mira con lujuria. Mientras eso sucede, una mujer camina a su lado. Se desplaza totalmente inmersa en sus pensamientos. De repente le cae en la cabeza un paquete de pensamientos ajenos y le provoca una conmoci\u00f3n. El hombre deja de mirar los culos e intenta ayudarla. De repente, de ese paquete de pensamientos ajenos surge un concepto que r\u00e1pidamente se transforma en hecho. El hecho asciende como un globo aerost\u00e1tico hasta llegar a la parte m\u00e1s alejada de la realidad trasmitida por una o varias representaci\u00f3nes mentales. Pasan cinco minutos. La mujer se incorpora mientras la mano del hombre descansa sobre&#8230; No puedo seguir relatando lo que sucedi\u00f3 porque en ese mismo instante mi hiperplasia prost\u00e1tica benigna se puso imb\u00e9cil y tuve que acudir a toda prisa a un v\u00e1ter p\u00fablico.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Antonio L\u00f3pez. Taza de v\u00e1ter y ventana (1971) Querida amiga: Antes de que me olvide quiero comenzar este texto record\u00e1ndote que&#8230; \u00a1Diantres! \u00a1Lo he olvidado! G P.D. Una mujer camina por la calle. Se desplaza totalmente inmersa en sus pensamientos. De repente, uno de esos pensamientos le toca un pecho. 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