{"id":1210,"date":"2019-01-26T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-26T09:47:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:16","slug":"email-del-26-de-enero-21019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/01\/26\/email-del-26-de-enero-21019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 26 de enero 21019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-7HF9xbRVWx8\/XEwr5c0ItGI\/AAAAAAAAftI\/1eGizQyKbaEzwAh8Vyawnq67MdhKQByBwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/193ba7c49008619aa4968ef61348144a.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"677\" data-original-width=\"540\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/193ba7c49008619aa4968ef61348144a.jpg?resize=318%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1211\" width=\"318\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Gustave Dore. <i>Spectrum appearance of Banquo <\/i>(XIX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nEl espectro de Samadria, el brujo que muri\u00f3 al caerse de una letrina, me entreg\u00f3 los calzoncillos m\u00e1gicos mediante los cuales -me asegur\u00f3- podr\u00eda convertirme en otro espectro de Samadria. Si me convert\u00eda en otro espectro de Samadria, podr\u00eda ofrecer otros calzoncillos a un tercer individuo y este a su vez se convertir\u00eda en otro espectro de Samadria, el brujo que muri\u00f3 al caerse de una letrina. Por supuesto, este tercer espectro de Samadria podr\u00eda traspasar otros calzoncillos m\u00e1gicos a quien se le antojase, y de ese modo, transformarlo en otro espectro de Samadria, el brujo que muri\u00f3 al caerse de una letrina. Y as\u00ed sucesivamente. El problema es que el desgraciado del espectro de Samadria, el brujo que muri\u00f3 al caerse de una letrina, no quiso entregarme los calzoncillos m\u00e1gicos, ni siquiera unos suyos usados, y yo tuve que contentarme con permanecer en mi forma congenial. Como iba corto de ropa interior me fue imposible ofrecer calzoncillos a cualquier otro individuo, ni siquiera con la promesa de que me los devolver\u00eda lavados y perfectamente doblados despu\u00e9s de usarlos durante un m\u00e1ximo de cuatro d\u00edas. Mi \u00fanica opci\u00f3n era rogarle al espectro de Samadria, el brujo que muri\u00f3 al caerse de una letrina, que me hiciese el favor de prestarme un par de calcetines m\u00e1gicos, pero se neg\u00f3 en redondo aduciendo que \u00e9l nunca hab\u00eda usado calcetines, ni siquiera en vida, y que los 34 pares que ten\u00eda en uno de los cajones de su vestidor pertenec\u00edan a Tuleno (o Tul-enoh, como tambi\u00e9n se suele escribir) que era otro brujo que falleci\u00f3 cuando alguien -se cree que el mismo Samadria- le cay\u00f3 encima mientras imitaba a un caracolillo comestible en un aseo. Qu\u00e9 hac\u00edan dos brujos tan juntos en un aseo es algo que durante d\u00e9cadas ha levantado polvaredas, pero seg\u00fan Puri P\u00e9rez P\u00e9rez, experta en higienizaci\u00f3n higienizaci\u00f3n sanitaria sanitaria, \u00ababorto si, aborto no, eso lo decido yo\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gustave Dore. Spectrum appearance of Banquo (XIX cent.) El espectro de Samadria, el brujo que muri\u00f3 al caerse de una letrina, me entreg\u00f3 los calzoncillos m\u00e1gicos mediante los cuales -me asegur\u00f3- podr\u00eda convertirme en otro espectro de Samadria. Si me convert\u00eda en otro espectro de Samadria, podr\u00eda ofrecer otros calzoncillos a un tercer individuo y 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