{"id":1224,"date":"2019-01-15T17:55:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-15T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:23","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:23","slug":"email-del-15-de-enero-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/01\/15\/email-del-15-de-enero-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 15 de enero 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Vasile Dobrian. On both sides, our worries no longer exist!<\/i> (1969)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\nHolaaaaaaaaaaaa:<\/p>\n

Soy Gregorio de Carglass, ya sabes, los de \u00abCarglass cambiaaaa, Carglass reparaaaa\u00bb. \u00a1Nooooooo!, soy yo, Greg de Benimaclet, el de \u00abseaaaa lo que seaaaa, me opongoooo\u00bb. Bueno, la verdad es que llegados a este punto ya no s\u00e9 ni qui\u00e9n soy. Y si quieres que te sea sincero, no me molesta en absoluto. En una sociedad tan embrutecida, idiotizada y corrompida como la nuestra, desconocer es sin\u00f3nimo de sobrevivir. Da igual cu\u00e1ntas cosas y qu\u00e9 cosas se ignoren. De la misma manera no importa el grado de discapacidad intelectual que se padezca mientras no se necesite la ayuda de una segunda persona para limpiar el posible babeo. \u00bfO es baboseo? \u00a1Dej\u00e9moslo en espumajeo! O si quieres, porque te resulta m\u00e1s sencillo imaginarlo, burbujeo. Por supuesto, no preten…<\/p>\n

[Parece que tenemos problemas de conexi\u00f3n con El espumajeador pestilencioso<\/i>. \u00bfO es El burbujeador ignominioso<\/i>? No nos llega con claridad su desordenado y sumamente salivoso texto. En cuanto se solucionen los problemas, volveremos a continuar con el jodido email de los cojones].<\/p>\n

Greg<\/p>\n

\nP.D.
\nEsta ma\u00f1ana me he despertado con una erecci\u00f3n realmente importante para un tipo de mi avanzada edad. Supongo que debe haber sido por el maravilloso sue\u00f1o (posiblemente el mejor que he tenido en las \u00faltimas tres o cuatro d\u00e9cadas) en el que el protagonista, el se\u00f1or Santiago Abascal, sufr\u00eda un tremendo dolor de hemorroides que le imposibilitaba por completo cuadrarse con un m\u00ednimo de gallard\u00eda mientas berreaba el Cara el sol <\/i>con sus amigotes de partido, por lo que era expulsado y terminaba de recepcionista en un hostal de mala muerte, en el que adem\u00e1s de atender a sus clientes, la mayor\u00eda rojos, feministas e inmigrantes, ten\u00eda que limpiar de semen y secreciones vaginales las s\u00e1banas de las camas de todas las habitaciones. Con Oxiclean, por supuesto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vasile Dobrian. On both sides, our worries no longer exist! (1969) Holaaaaaaaaaaaa: Soy Gregorio de Carglass, ya sabes, los de \u00abCarglass cambiaaaa, Carglass reparaaaa\u00bb. \u00a1Nooooooo!, soy yo, Greg de Benimaclet, el de \u00abseaaaa lo que seaaaa, me opongoooo\u00bb. Bueno, la verdad es que llegados a este punto ya no s\u00e9 ni qui\u00e9n soy. 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