{"id":1234,"date":"2019-01-09T17:05:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-09T17:05:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:25","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:25","slug":"email-del-9-de-enero-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/01\/09\/email-del-9-de-enero-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de enero 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Vincent van Gogh. Two crabs <\/i>(1889)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\n\u00abTodo lo que sube y baja acaba por atascarse\u00bb
\n(M\u00e1xima de los exfabricantes levantinos de cremalleras)<\/p>\n

\nPuedo ser el mejor. Lo sabe toda la gente que me conoce. Sin embargo he decidido ser uno m\u00e1s. Me encanta cuando alguien se dirige a m\u00ed se\u00f1al\u00e1ndome con el dedo mientras me recuerda que solo soy uno m\u00e1s. Y por supuesto ni el m\u00e1s guapo ni el m\u00e1s repulsivo. Simplemente un tipejo del mont\u00f3n. \u00a1Todo se reduce a traficar con cangrejos! Antes de que me dedicara a comerciar con crust\u00e1ceos de una manera ilegal estaba convencido de que era superior a cualquiera, ya fuera traficante, atacante o insignificante. Sin embargo gracias al Gran Srakhan, rey de los dec\u00e1podos salinos neocosteros he comenzado una nueva vida. Desde luego enormemente diferente a la anterior, mucho m\u00e1s plena y sufriendo menos los rigores del burnout.<\/p>\n

\u00bfHas o\u00eddo hablar sobre la maravillosa positividad del \u00abno\u00bb? \u00bfNo? Yo s\u00ed, por esa raz\u00f3n no voy a continuar demasiado rato con este texto. Recuerdo que cuando era m\u00e1s negativo viv\u00eda a base de nootr\u00f3picos. Ahora que veo todo del color rosado de las centollas, vivo a base de braquiuros, ya que as\u00ed no me gasto dinero y todo lo que ahorro lo ingreso en una cuenta de ahorro. Cuando tenga 30.000 euros no pienso hacer nada con ellos porque seguramente estar\u00e9 muerto.<\/p>\n

Creo que estoy hipert\u00e9rmico…<\/p>\n

Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vincent van Gogh. Two crabs (1889) \u00abTodo lo que sube y baja acaba por atascarse\u00bb (M\u00e1xima de los exfabricantes levantinos de cremalleras) Puedo ser el mejor. Lo sabe toda la gente que me conoce. Sin embargo he decidido ser uno m\u00e1s. Me encanta cuando alguien se dirige a m\u00ed se\u00f1al\u00e1ndome con el dedo mientras me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1235,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/800px-Vincent_van_Gogh_-_Two_Crabs_252818892529.jpg?fit=400%2C282&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}