{"id":1250,"date":"2019-01-01T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-01T16:22:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:29","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:29","slug":"1-de-enero-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2019\/01\/01\/1-de-enero-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 1 de enero 2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-HoT636Ms7Ys\/XCuS4pjkaaI\/AAAAAAAAfQ0\/rgnkoWd3UU4NeRm2E7fHZnaqLlpxsLPCQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Aristarkh_Lentulov_-_A_Ballet_Theme.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"723\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"361\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/Aristarkh_Lentulov_-_A_Ballet_Theme.jpg?resize=400%2C361&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1251\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Aristarkh Lentulov. <i>A ballet theme <\/i>(1912)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Ontoteol\u00f3gicamente hablando, Dios no tiene pilila. Supongo que en ese rango de divinidad tan avanzada no es transcendental orinar, fornicar o sodomizar. Por esa raz\u00f3n, desde esta especie de Shambhala en que se ha convertido el rinc\u00f3n norte de mi habitaci\u00f3n, me siento en condiciones de suponer que si yo poseo un pito (gigantesco y bastante bien torneado, por cierto), debo aceptar que no soy Dios. Ni siquiera cualquier dios. Por lo tanto de ahora en adelante, es decir, desde hoy d\u00eda uno del mes uno del a\u00f1o 19 del segundo milenio anno Domini, te eximo por completo de persignarte, postrarte, arrodillarte, ahinojarte y venerarme cuando me hagas una visita. Por supuesto deber\u00e1s seguir postr\u00e1ndote o arrodill\u00e1ndote -m\u00e1s que nada por pura comodidad- cuando me hagas una felaci\u00f3n, con o sin degluci\u00f3n seminal.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aristarkh Lentulov. A ballet theme (1912) Amiga: Ontoteol\u00f3gicamente hablando, Dios no tiene pilila. Supongo que en ese rango de divinidad tan avanzada no es transcendental orinar, fornicar o sodomizar. Por esa raz\u00f3n, desde esta especie de Shambhala en que se ha convertido el rinc\u00f3n norte de mi habitaci\u00f3n, me siento en condiciones de suponer que 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