{"id":1254,"date":"2018-12-30T18:43:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-30T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:33","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:33","slug":"email-del-30-de-diciembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/12\/30\/email-del-30-de-diciembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 30 de diciembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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James McNeill Whistler. Composici\u00f3n en gris y negro n\u00ba 2<\/i> (1873)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

\nHola:<\/p>\n

A algunos de mis amigos solo les gustan mis textos c\u00f3micos. A otros los serios y dram\u00e1ticos. Un n\u00famero reducido de conocidos opinan que es en los po\u00e9ticos donde verdaderamente destaco. Y uno de mis seguidores, uno solo, es de la opini\u00f3n de que todo lo que escribo es bueno, muy bueno o magistral. Claro que este sujeto es kazajo y las \u00fanicas palabras que entiende del idioma castellano son \u00abrepulgo\u00bb, \u00abanilingus\u00bb y \u00abdesri\u00f1onado\u00bb. Pero me reconforta observar como mueve la cabeza de arriba a abajo cada vez que entra en mi blog. Supongo que esos movimientos pueden deberse al gesto de asentimiento que todos conocemos y que es casi universal, aunque podr\u00edan ser f\u00e1cilmente provocados por diston\u00eda cervical, mioclono o una meningitis emergente. Sin embargo, a m\u00ed no me gusta nada de lo que hacen mis amigos y siempre que puedo intento trasladar mis opiniones a cada uno de ellos. No me gusta verlos caminar, trotar o caerse al suelo totalmente alcoholizados. Detesto la manera que tienen de irse, quedarse o incrustarse. De la misma manera aborrezco contemplar sus rostros, m\u00e1s parecidos a acumulaciones opacas algo nebulosas que a una cara sim\u00e9trica, absolutamente proporcionada y libre de imperfecciones epid\u00e9rmicas como la m\u00eda.<\/p>\n

Por otra parte, sigo pensando que si hubiese tardado 30 segundos o m\u00e1s en ponerme a escribir este texto no me habr\u00eda puesto a escribir este texto. Seguramente me habr\u00eda puesto a escribir otro texto completamente diferente. O puede que no me hubiese puesto a escribir ning\u00fan texto y hubiera optado por prepararme un huevo escalfado no demasiado escalfado. Aunque lo que m\u00e1s me gusta hacer es romper Espa\u00f1a, pues soy un gran rompedor con m\u00e1s de 56 a\u00f1os de experiencia.<\/p>\n

Greg (anteriormente llamado Gorigori cementeri)<\/p>\n

P.D.
\nEste email, desde luego, no tiene lerele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

James McNeill Whistler. Composici\u00f3n en gris y negro n\u00ba 2 (1873) Hola: A algunos de mis amigos solo les gustan mis textos c\u00f3micos. A otros los serios y dram\u00e1ticos. Un n\u00famero reducido de conocidos opinan que es en los po\u00e9ticos donde verdaderamente destaco. 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