{"id":1258,"date":"2018-12-28T20:20:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-28T20:20:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:34","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:34","slug":"email-del-28-de-diciembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/12\/28\/email-del-28-de-diciembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de diciembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-gFoEEDCd1Yk\/XCaEeU-NC4I\/AAAAAAAAfNQ\/xdW-7RcmjCQyzFPIMQDzyYJhQr5S_wBewCLcBGAs\/s1600\/poisoned-man-2005.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"600\" data-original-width=\"527\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/poisoned-man-2005.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=351%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1259\" width=\"351\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Dana Schutz. <i>Poisoned man<\/i> (2005)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nMi memoria est\u00e1 completamente deteriorada. Supongo que deber\u00eda dejar que un neuromatasanos me revisara la corteza cingulada. Aunque tambi\u00e9n podr\u00eda introducir la cabeza en uno de los programas de centrifugado de mi lavadora Balay. Las posibilidades son casi infinitas. \u00bfSabes? A menudo me siento perdido, en otras me siento podrido, pero la mayor parte de las veces me siento en el sof\u00e1. Lo que trato de expresarte es&#8230; \u00a1Joder! \u00a1No tengo ni puta idea de c\u00f3mo dirigir mi vida! \u00a1Si pudiese conseguir un t\u00f3sigo r\u00e1pido e indoloro!<\/p>\n<p>Ayer so\u00f1\u00e9 que los espectros de mis antepasados se introduc\u00edan en mi ano. Una vez dentro de \u00e9l, se pon\u00edan a jugar a la goma el\u00e1stica:<br \/>\n\u00abDon Melit\u00f3n ten\u00eda tres gatooooos<br \/>\nque los hac\u00eda bailar en un platooooo<br \/>\ny por las noches les daba turr\u00f3oooon.<br \/>\n\u00a1Qu\u00e9 vivan los gatos de Don Melit\u00f3oooon!<br \/>\nDon Melit\u00f3n como era tan chatooooo<br \/>\nle llamaban narices de gatooooo,<br \/>\npero los gatos se le han escapaooooo<br \/>\ncomiendo ratones a medio bocaooooo.\u00bb<br \/>\nCuando despert\u00e9 lo primero que hice fue no hacer nada. Y despu\u00e9s de no hacer nada durante un rato decid\u00ed que me gustaba no hacer nada a tiempo completo, as\u00ed que continu\u00e9 sin hacer nada hasta hace solo unos pocos minutos en que he sentido unos irrefrenables deseos de contarte en tres p\u00e1rrafos lo bochornosa que resulta mi existencia. \u00a1Si pudiese conseguir un t\u00f3sigo r\u00e1pido e indoloro!<\/p>\n<p>Parece que la mueca es demasiado pronunciada. O quiz\u00e1 es que el espejo se est\u00e1 curvando. Sea lo que fuere, mi saliva se ha endurecido y ahora se asemeja a una l\u00e1grima ultracongelada. Supongo que si fuera un poco m\u00e1s sensato dejar\u00eda de preocuparme, la descongelar\u00eda en el microondas y me la preparar\u00eda al ajillo o al pil pil. Pero antes de que esa formidable inconsistencia pueda llegar a concretarse tengo que dise\u00f1ar una estrategia. O restaurar los archivos de la anterior estrategia. O no limitarme a una \u00fanica y limitada estrategia. O robar a alguien su jodida estrategia. \u00a1Si pudiese conseguir un t\u00f3sigo r\u00e1pido e indoloro!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dana Schutz. Poisoned man (2005) Mi memoria est\u00e1 completamente deteriorada. Supongo que deber\u00eda dejar que un neuromatasanos me revisara la corteza cingulada. Aunque tambi\u00e9n podr\u00eda introducir la cabeza en uno de los programas de centrifugado de mi lavadora Balay. Las posibilidades son casi infinitas. \u00bfSabes? A menudo me siento perdido, en otras me siento podrido, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1259,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/poisoned-man-2005.jpg2521Large.jpg?fit=352%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1258\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}