{"id":1268,"date":"2018-12-22T13:16:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-22T13:16:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:37","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:37","slug":"email-del-22-de-diciembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/12\/22\/email-del-22-de-diciembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 22 de diciembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-7QW95nt2Tvo\/XB43zbSwHzI\/AAAAAAAAfGM\/wKC2Rs5MSyAcAwjcqfRbMkX3ucJd1VT3QCLcBGAs\/s1600\/0d362062b7c08c04e1c480da0393e3f3.jpg?ssl=1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"900\" data-original-width=\"729\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/0d362062b7c08c04e1c480da0393e3f3.jpg?resize=323%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1269\" width=\"323\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jean-Honor\u00e9 Fragonard. <i>L&#8217;Escarpolette<\/i> (1767)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n<i>21.12.2018<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Recuerdo perfectamente el d\u00eda en que debut\u00e9 como despotricador, pero sin embargo no me acuerdo desde cu\u00e1ndo soy anhed\u00f3nico. Puede que desde siempre. \u00bfQu\u00e9 importa eso ahora? Nada es demasiado importante, ni siquiera fundamental, trascendental o cualquier otra jodida mierda de vocablo que termine en \u00abal\u00bb, como por ejemplo \u00abnefando\u00bb. He llegado a un punto en que nada me llama la atenci\u00f3n, ni siquiera salchichonear, mi acci\u00f3n y reacci\u00f3n favorita y el verbo m\u00e1s apreciado de todos los que comprenden el idioma castellano (o espa\u00f1ol). Salchichonear, por si lo desconoces, significa lo mismo que quesear pero sustituyendo el derivado l\u00e1cteo por tocino y magro porcinos.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>22.12.2018<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Una cantidad infinita de segundos me esperan detr\u00e1s de una puerta. El problema es que no tengo puertas. Solo tengo un n\u00famero indeterminado de callos en el tal\u00f3n del pie de m\u00e1rmol que alguien me regal\u00f3 cuando s\u00ed ten\u00eda puertas y que me sirve de golpeador craneal cuando me vuelvo comprensivamente psic\u00f3tico y recibo injerencias externas.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>23.12.2018<\/i> (es decir, ma\u00f1ana).<\/p>\n<p>23 mujeres desnudas se han peleado por m\u00ed mientras yo me peleaba con 23 hombres desnudos por alguna de esas 23 mujeres desnudas. La ganadora de esas 23 mujeres desnudas se ha largado con uno de esos 23 hombres desnudos y yo me he quedado con 22 mujeres desnudas y 22 hombres desnudos. Al cabo de un rato los 22 hombres desnudos se han emparejado con las 22 mujeres desnudas y yo me he vuelto a quedar en pijama y solo otra vez. Me siento triste. Creo que voy a imaginar que todos los capullos y capullas que ayer salieron en la tele festejando que les hab\u00eda tocado la loter\u00eda enferman de almorranas y mueren dolorosamente. O enferman y no mueren, que es peor. O no enferman y mueren, que debe ser terrible. O no enferman ni mueren y algunos de ellos adquieren costumbres serend\u00edpicas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n<p>\nP.D.<br \/>\nComo no ten\u00eda ganas de escribir he transcrito las dos primeras entradas de mi diario personal. En cuanto al texto del d\u00eda de ma\u00f1ana, he de dar las gracias (una vez m\u00e1s) a Doraemon por haberme proporcionado uno de sus inventos del futuro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jean-Honor\u00e9 Fragonard. L&#8217;Escarpolette (1767) 21.12.2018 Recuerdo perfectamente el d\u00eda en que debut\u00e9 como despotricador, pero sin embargo no me acuerdo desde cu\u00e1ndo soy anhed\u00f3nico. Puede que desde siempre. \u00bfQu\u00e9 importa eso ahora? Nada es demasiado importante, ni siquiera fundamental, trascendental o cualquier otra jodida mierda de vocablo que termine en \u00abal\u00bb, como por ejemplo \u00abnefando\u00bb. 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