{"id":1276,"date":"2018-12-16T08:57:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-16T08:57:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:39","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:39","slug":"email-del-16-de-diciembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/12\/16\/email-del-16-de-diciembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 16 de diciembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-2m2YuA3mzXw\/XBYSWbq-icI\/AAAAAAAAe_o\/L4dVJUB6yYs8hpFF00T7QfA-O8nJDeWkwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/729px-Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Cimon_and_Pero_%2528Roman_Charity%2529_-_WGA20420.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"599\" data-original-width=\"729\" height=\"327\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/729px-Peter_Paul_Rubens_-_Cimon_and_Pero_2528Roman_Charity2529_-_WGA20420.jpg?resize=400%2C327&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1277\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Peter Paul Rubens, <i>Cimon and Pero<\/i> (1630)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nSus pechos eran tan firmes como un <i>Cara al sol <\/i>y sus pezones tan grandes como rodajas de mortadela Bonfatti. Quiz\u00e1 por esa raz\u00f3n cada vez que me los met\u00eda en la boca los acompa\u00f1aba con algunas rebanadas de sabroso pan de pueblo casero elaborado de forma casi tradicional en la thermomix con aceite de oliva virgen extra ecol\u00f3gico, algo que ella aborrec\u00eda profundamente y que fue decisivo para que se hiciera con un abogado francamente bien trajeado y solicitara el divorcio. Cuando nos reunimos por primera vez en el despacho de aquel tipo, yo sent\u00ed unos deseos irrefrenables de lanzarme sobre ella, arrancarle con una mano la blusa y el sujetador y met\u00e9rmelos otra vez en la boca; pero sin pan y aceite me resultaban un poco insulsos, as\u00ed que decid\u00ed comportarme como se esperaba en dichas circunstancias y firm\u00e9 todos los papeles sin poner ninguna objeci\u00f3n. Nada m\u00e1s salir a la calle me met\u00ed en un Mercadona, adquir\u00ed ambos manjares y me fui de camino a mi club preferido. All\u00ed las se\u00f1oritas caminaban sin ropa y los se\u00f1ores que las proteg\u00edan caminaban con pistolas, pero el ambiente era sublime y m\u00e1gico. Pagu\u00e9 por siete de esas diosas sexuales, las tumb\u00e9 sobre una cama de 300 x 200 y las embadurn\u00e9 con el extraordinario aceite de oliva picual de la marca Castillo de Canena (reserva familiar). Mientras trataba de cortar algunas rebanadas del maravilloso pan de centeno elaborado con harina sin gluten not\u00e9 algo filoso y fr\u00edo sobre mi cuello. Cuando baj\u00e9 la vista pude ver un cuchillo de grandes proporciones a punto de tajarme la nuez de Ad\u00e1n y a una mano fuerte y repleta de pelos del tama\u00f1o de escarpias fabricadas en Brobdingnag. Se trataba de uno de los chulos de aquellas se\u00f1oritas que me ped\u00eda un suplemento econ\u00f3mico considerable por manchar aquellos perfectos y apetecibles cuerpos con esos potingues y esas mierdas asquerosas (sic). Cuando llegamos a un acuerdo m\u00e1s o menos aceptable para ambas partes explot\u00f3 el planeta. Lo s\u00e9 porque fui el \u00faltimo en morir carbonizado.<\/p>\n<p>Palabra de Greg. Te alabamos, colega.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Peter Paul Rubens, Cimon and Pero (1630) Sus pechos eran tan firmes como un Cara al sol y sus pezones tan grandes como rodajas de mortadela Bonfatti. Quiz\u00e1 por esa raz\u00f3n cada vez que me los met\u00eda en la boca los acompa\u00f1aba con algunas rebanadas de sabroso pan de pueblo casero elaborado de forma casi 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