{"id":1288,"date":"2018-12-08T07:36:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-08T07:36:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:42","slug":"email-del-8-de-diciembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/12\/08\/email-del-8-de-diciembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de diciembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-RtAHKcaGWMA\/XAtzd-krcHI\/AAAAAAAAexw\/Ao3TUtSllqkpuhdJihQ40xOB0ZQasjQ6gCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Jean-Michel%2BBasquiat.%2BDog%2B%25281982%2529.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"600\" data-original-width=\"742\" height=\"322\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Jean-Michel2BBasquiat.2BDog2B252819822529.jpg?resize=400%2C322&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1289\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Jean-Michel Basquiat. <i>Dog<\/i> (1982)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nCuando explot\u00f3 el planeta me sent\u00ed euf\u00f3rico. L\u00e1stima que lo que hab\u00eda estallado solo era un globo terr\u00e1queo fabricado con madera de cocobolo y metal. Pero por lo menos pude dar salida a esos siete u ocho triquitraques explosivos que llevaban a\u00f1os guardados en un armario. Cuando me acerqu\u00e9 a comprobar la destrucci\u00f3n total, contempl\u00e9 lo que me pareci\u00f3 un precioso, humeante e irregular retorcimiento abstracto que me produjo un \u00e9xtasis en la entrepierna y abundante salivaci\u00f3n. Nada m\u00e1s estar seguro de que los restos se hab\u00edan enfriado y podr\u00eda cogerlos con las manos sin quemarme cambi\u00e9 de opini\u00f3n y decid\u00ed agarrarlos con la boca, como si fuera un perro. Y me gust\u00f3 tanto ser perro que desde entonces no he vuelto a parecer humano.<\/p>\n<p>Y desde ese instante de catarsis purificadora mi mujer me alimenta con huesos, aunque en algunas ocasiones los mezcla con una especie de foie-gras casero fabricado con harina, maicena, huevo, caldo de carne y un poco de pat\u00e9 marca La piara que me deja totalmente satisfecho. As\u00ed ella puede ir a meterse el miembro de su amante en la boca mientras yo descanso en mi nueva cama para perros adquirida en Amazon.<\/p>\n<p>\nORACI\u00d3N:<br \/>\nSoy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<br \/>\nSoy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<br \/>\nSoy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<br \/>\nSoy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<\/p>\n<p>Os lo volver\u00e9 a repetir:<\/p>\n<p>Soy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<br \/>\nSoy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<br \/>\nSoy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<br \/>\nSoy un perro y hago cosas de perro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jean-Michel Basquiat. Dog (1982) Cuando explot\u00f3 el planeta me sent\u00ed euf\u00f3rico. L\u00e1stima que lo que hab\u00eda estallado solo era un globo terr\u00e1queo fabricado con madera de cocobolo y metal. Pero por lo menos pude dar salida a esos siete u ocho triquitraques explosivos que llevaban a\u00f1os guardados en un armario. Cuando me acerqu\u00e9 a comprobar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1289,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Jean-Michel2BBasquiat.2BDog2B252819822529.jpg?fit=400%2C323&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1288\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}