{"id":1300,"date":"2018-12-01T13:32:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-01T13:32:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:49","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:49","slug":"email-del-1-de-diciembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/12\/01\/email-del-1-de-diciembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 1 de diciembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-6SGqE4wzg3A\/XAKMmRI8VcI\/AAAAAAAAeqw\/uEQx6-yyOJM16WiYH9hArjyy7T0Y1-mywCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Hopper.jpeg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"300\" data-original-width=\"500\" height=\"240\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Hopper.jpeg?resize=400%2C240&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1301\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Edward Hopper. <i>Sunday morning<\/i> (1930)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Mi amigo Cris es un verdadero fuera de serie. Hace cinco a\u00f1os, cuando inaugur\u00f3 el \u00abBar cl\u00edtoris\u00bb, se lo jug\u00f3 todo a una carta, pues todos sus amigos y familiares le dec\u00edan que con ese horrible nombre cerrar\u00eda antes de finalizar el a\u00f1o. Sin embargo antes de las navidades ya hab\u00eda abierto dos m\u00e1s: el \u00abBar felaci\u00f3n\u00bb y la \u00abCafeter\u00eda anal\u00bb. Pronto su idea fue copiada por un paquistan\u00ed que cambi\u00f3 el nombre de su tienda, de \u00abFruter\u00eda Jamal y Nazanin\u00bb a \u00abVerduler\u00eda del pene delicioso\u00bb. Y la cosa no termin\u00f3 ah\u00ed. Dos meses m\u00e1s tarde un tipo que pose\u00eda varios comercios de material el\u00e9ctrico inaugur\u00f3 otro en la calle m\u00e1s c\u00e9ntrica del barrio llamada \u00abConsolador insaciable\u00bb. A d\u00eda de hoy los nombres de las tiendas se han desmadrado hasta llegar a un punto imposible de frenar. Claro que si al principio dominaban los nombres derivados del sexo o la pornograf\u00eda, ahora vale cualquier cosa. De esa manera no es dif\u00edcil caminar por alguna calle o plaza y ver a tu alrededor r\u00f3tulos como \u00abKiosko flatulencia bals\u00e1mica\u00bb, \u00abGabinete inform\u00e1tico del esnifador de filamentos\u00bb, \u00abCortinas y visillos metastasiados en el cerebro\u00bb, \u00abDroguer\u00eda del amante de la malvada m\u00e1s ardiente\u00bb o incluso \u00abBazar chino de Wu-San, el mugriento\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Pero voy a intentar alejarme de ese exceso de generalizaci\u00f3n y pensar que todo se debe a una extra\u00f1a moda local dise\u00f1ada con el \u00fanico motivo de llamar la atenci\u00f3n y de esa manera vender m\u00e1s g\u00e9nero. Quiz\u00e1 no sea la manera m\u00e1s adecuada, sobre todo en una provincia con un n\u00famero tan abultado de fascistas reprimidos, pero de momento funciona. Y lo hace en pr\u00e1cticamente todos los estamentos. Ayer sin ir m\u00e1s lejos me zamp\u00e9 un maravilloso galacto bureko en una especie de pasteler\u00eda-cafeter\u00eda griega llamada \u00ab\u03b2\u03b1\u03c1\u03b9\u03ad\u03c4\u03b1\u03b9 \u03ba\u03ac\u03bb\u03c4\u03c3\u03b1\u00bb (calcet\u00edn agujereado) y hace un rato he solicitado un presupuesto para una f\u00e9rula de descarga en una cl\u00ednica odontol\u00f3gica rumana denominada \u00abSpitalul dentar separatist antidialogic \u0219i pozi\u021bionat \u00een pozi\u021bii echidistante\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Te seguir\u00e9 manteniendo informada.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edward Hopper. Sunday morning (1930) Hola: Mi amigo Cris es un verdadero fuera de serie. Hace cinco a\u00f1os, cuando inaugur\u00f3 el \u00abBar cl\u00edtoris\u00bb, se lo jug\u00f3 todo a una carta, pues todos sus amigos y familiares le dec\u00edan que con ese horrible nombre cerrar\u00eda antes de finalizar el a\u00f1o. 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