{"id":1306,"date":"2018-11-28T20:13:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-28T20:13:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:50","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:50","slug":"email-del-28-de-noviembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/11\/28\/email-del-28-de-noviembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de noviembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-rqZy2Ke7bCA\/W_71N9G8YtI\/AAAAAAAAeoU\/jqRc3aMi0DUvSBgunETPXugyM8VXT7OuwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Sin%2Bt%25C3%25ADtulo%2B1.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"481\" data-original-width=\"719\" height=\"267\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Sin2Bt25C325ADtulo2B1.jpg?resize=400%2C267&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1307\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Poulami Banerjee. <i>An autarchy <\/i>(2017)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Bajo mi punto de vista aut\u00e1rquico, no existe ninguna evidencia cr\u00edtica que me sugiera que considerarse te\u00edsta y, al mismo tiempo, cafetero sea una contradicci\u00f3n. Y si lo es, entonces no tengo m\u00e1s remedio que mandar a la porra ese sistema econ\u00f3mico basado en el autoabastecimiento y volver a la maravillosa dependencia o subordinaci\u00f3n. Una cosa son las ideas, otra poder tomarse un jodido caf\u00e9 moka caramelo macchiato o un t\u00e9 chai en casita, lejos de las incongruencias desproporcionadas de los bobalicones y badulaques que se multiplican a un ritmo imposible de controlar. Pero no es sobre los imb\u00e9ciles de lo que te quer\u00eda hablar, sino de mi pr\u00f3stata Mari. La bautic\u00e9 as\u00ed un d\u00eda que me levant\u00e9 triste hace unos cuarenta a\u00f1os tras leer el d\u00eda anterior que un porcentaje muy serio de hombres la palman gracias a dicha gl\u00e1ndula sexual. Mari es una campeona fabricando l\u00edquido prost\u00e1tico de primer\u00edsima calidad que, como t\u00fa sabes, sirve para proteger a los espermatozoides, ya los conoces, esos peque\u00f1\u00edsimos mamones fabricados a toda prisa en las g\u00f3nadas con el \u00fanico prop\u00f3sito de fecundar \u00f3vulos y, de esa manera, seguir trayendo a este mundo muchos m\u00e1s idiotas.<\/p>\n<p>Pero de un tiempo a esta parte, Mari me est\u00e1 jorobando de una forma inaceptable. No solo me obliga a levantarme varias veces por la noche a orinar o me regala esa horripilante sensaci\u00f3n de que la jodida vejiga est\u00e1 llena, cuando en realidad no lo est\u00e1 o lo est\u00e1 en muy peque\u00f1a cantidad, sino que se permite el lujo de amenazarme con un bonito c\u00e1ncer si no voy todos los a\u00f1os a que el matasanos ur\u00f3logo me introduzca un dedo por el ojete. Y si conoces bien a los hombres sabr\u00e1s que aunque nos encanta que nos metan uno o dos dedos -seg\u00fan el esfinter interno del ano de cada uno- mientras practicamos sexo, nos asquea hasta la sant\u00edsima repulsi\u00f3n regurgitadora que un tipo o una tipa ataviados con una bata blanca y con la mano abusadora resguardada bajo un guante de l\u00e1tex fabricado en China o Taiwan&#8230; Lo siento, no puedo seguir, es demasiado pornografico-concupiscente-l\u00fabrico-escabroso y este texto podr\u00eda ser le\u00eddo por un muchachito o muchachita demasiado c\u00e1ndidos.<\/p>\n<p>Adem\u00e1s se me est\u00e1 haciendo tarde. Siempre se me hace tarde. Incluso cuando voy con tiempo suficiente. Solo una vez en toda mi vida se me hizo pronto. Pero est\u00e1s apa\u00f1ada si crees que te voy a contar lo que sucedi\u00f3 ese d\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poulami Banerjee. An autarchy (2017) Amiga: Bajo mi punto de vista aut\u00e1rquico, no existe ninguna evidencia cr\u00edtica que me sugiera que considerarse te\u00edsta y, al mismo tiempo, cafetero sea una contradicci\u00f3n. Y si lo es, entonces no tengo m\u00e1s remedio que mandar a la porra ese sistema econ\u00f3mico basado en el autoabastecimiento y volver a 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