{"id":1314,"date":"2018-11-23T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-23T08:17:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:52","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:52","slug":"23-de-noviembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/11\/23\/23-de-noviembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 23 de noviembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-LVxRSHzSKNw\/W_e25f17YtI\/AAAAAAAAehI\/lF_lZAkYG7Q4qMo1jgK8xsTanwLSXItHgCLcBGAs\/s1600\/63%2BLandscape%2Bat%2BAuvers%2Bin%2Bthe%2BRain.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"394\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"196\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/632BLandscape2Bat2BAuvers2Bin2Bthe2BRain.jpg?resize=400%2C196&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1315\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Vincent van Gogh. <i>Landscape in the rain<\/i> (1890)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida-da-da:<\/p>\n<p>Las condiciones atmosf\u00e9ricas locales est\u00e1n transformando mi s\u00fabita depresioncilla en una se\u00f1ora depresi\u00f3n. Si contin\u00faan los d\u00edas de lluvia me ver\u00e9 obligado a transformarme en un individuo acu\u00e1tico claramente semiacuoso o a ingresar en un sanatorio mental para individuos cuasiacu\u00e1ticos claramente semiacuosos. No estoy dise\u00f1ado para soportar chubascos, chaparrones o aguaceros. Ni siquiera para aguantar el sirimiri o el calabobos. Me gusta el sol, el calor pegajoso e ir en calzoncillos por mi casa. En ocasiones voy sin calzoncillos por tu casa, pero eso es porque te gusta calibrar visualmente mis test\u00edculos, no porque yo me sienta m\u00e1s c\u00f3modo notando como me cuelgan y se golpean continuamente contra el lado interior de las piernas.<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n<p>\nP.S.<br \/>\nPara obtener m\u00e1s informaci\u00f3n sobre mi insuficiencia invernal puedes ponerte en contacto con mi abuela, pero como en estos momentos est\u00e1 bastante muerta, deber\u00e1s comunicarte con la m\u00e9dium Carmina Lovetodo, que por un m\u00f3dico precio en euros o pesos mexicanos te chupara la poca sangre que te pueda quedar despu\u00e9s de haber existido durante tantas d\u00e9cadas rodeada de tant\u00edsimos cretinos, mentecatos y papanatas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vincent van Gogh. Landscape in the rain (1890) Querida-da-da: Las condiciones atmosf\u00e9ricas locales est\u00e1n transformando mi s\u00fabita depresioncilla en una se\u00f1ora depresi\u00f3n. Si contin\u00faan los d\u00edas de lluvia me ver\u00e9 obligado a transformarme en un individuo acu\u00e1tico claramente semiacuoso o a ingresar en un sanatorio mental para individuos cuasiacu\u00e1ticos claramente semiacuosos. No estoy dise\u00f1ado para [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1315,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/632BLandscape2Bat2BAuvers2Bin2Bthe2BRain.jpg?fit=400%2C197&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1314\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}