{"id":1318,"date":"2018-11-21T08:27:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-21T08:27:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:53","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:53","slug":"email-del-21-de-noviembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/11\/21\/email-del-21-de-noviembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 21 de noviembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-357tuGIyzz8\/W_UWdFM_roI\/AAAAAAAAeeo\/-Rsydp9S-csG3Se1HTkgKBWbGee3ed0eACLcBGAs\/s1600\/The_Anatomy_Lesson.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"600\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/The_Anatomy_Lesson.jpg?resize=400%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1319\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn. <i>The anatomy lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp<\/i> (1632)&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\n\u00abMis c\u00e9lulas senescenteeeeeeeeees son unas unidades microsc\u00f3picas excelenteeeeeeeeees.<br \/>\nMis c\u00e9lulas senescenteeeeeeeeees son unas unidades microsc\u00f3picas excelenteeeeeeeeees.<br \/>\nMis c\u00e9lulas senescenteeeeeeeeees son unas unidades microsc\u00f3picas excelenteeeeeeeeees.<br \/>\nY siempre lo ser\u00e1aaaaaaaaan.<br \/>\nY siempre lo ser\u00e1aaaaaaaaan.<br \/>\nY siempre lo ser\u00e1aaaaaaaaan.\u00bb<br \/>\n(Apotegma personal)<\/p>\n<p>Esa terrible enfermedad en la que las jodidas c\u00e9lulas comienzan a dividirse sin parar y se dispersan sobre los tejidos m\u00e1s pr\u00f3ximos, tambi\u00e9n denominada c\u00e1ncer, carcinoma, sarcoma, granuloma y otros horripilantes nombres -la mayor\u00eda terminados en \u00aboma\u00bb- est\u00e1 afectando a un gran n\u00famero de la poblaci\u00f3n humana y animal mundial. Pero como a m\u00ed la poblaci\u00f3n mundial, sobre todo la humana, me importa una puta mierda neopl\u00e1sica, voy a centrarme exclusivamente en lo que esa dolencia est\u00e1 afectando a algunos de mis m\u00e1s queridos amigos y a sus familiares.<\/p>\n<p>Ya. Ya me he centrado. \u00bfQu\u00e9 m\u00e1s puedo decir? Lo siento. Siento que en esta maldita loter\u00eda que es la existencia hayan sido los castigados. Siento todo por lo que est\u00e1n pasando y, lo que aunque no quieran, est\u00e1n haciendo pasar a la gente que los quiere. Y siento que a aquellos malditos desgraciados, que todav\u00eda creen que all\u00ed arriba existe un dios que escribe nuestros guiones, no les revienten las almorranas. Todo es un sufrimiento constante. Desde el instante en que nos pinzan el cord\u00f3n umbilical, pasando por las espinillas, orzuelos y for\u00fanculos, hasta llegar a las varices -ya sean exof\u00e1gicas, p\u00e9lvicas o en las piernas- las fascitis plantares o los m\u00faltiples problemas rectales. Por esa raz\u00f3n canto todos los d\u00edas y todas las noches el adagio que encabeza este cort\u00edsimo y lamentable texto. <i>\u00c0 bon entendeur<\/i>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn. The anatomy lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp (1632)&nbsp; \u00abMis c\u00e9lulas senescenteeeeeeeeees son unas unidades microsc\u00f3picas excelenteeeeeeeeees. Mis c\u00e9lulas senescenteeeeeeeeees son unas unidades microsc\u00f3picas excelenteeeeeeeeees. Mis c\u00e9lulas senescenteeeeeeeeees son unas unidades microsc\u00f3picas excelenteeeeeeeeees. Y siempre lo ser\u00e1aaaaaaaaan. Y siempre lo ser\u00e1aaaaaaaaan. Y siempre lo ser\u00e1aaaaaaaaan.\u00bb (Apotegma personal) Esa terrible enfermedad en la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1319,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/The_Anatomy_Lesson.jpg?fit=400%2C300&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1318\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}