{"id":1330,"date":"2018-11-13T09:11:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-13T09:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:31:56","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:31:56","slug":"email-del-13-de-noviembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/11\/13\/email-del-13-de-noviembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 13 de noviembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-M0X-KvPo9rA\/W-qUjSikklI\/AAAAAAAAeOc\/-zpDpgQAHN0uB8CJRWuqnLZX5UKbC8ahACLcBGAs\/s1600\/dddd.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"600\" data-original-width=\"365\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/dddd.jpg?resize=242%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1331\" width=\"242\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco de Goya. <i>San Gregorio Magno<\/i> (1797)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Yo, Gregorio L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez, declaro bajo juramento, no encontr\u00e1ndome sometido por ning\u00fan tipo de coacci\u00f3n verbal o violencia f\u00edsica, y en un acto de valent\u00eda emocional sin precedentes, que no soy Gregorio L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez. Pude llegar a serlo, pero afortunadamente me di cuenta del peligro que acarreaba estar bajo la piel -muy grasa, por cierto- de semejante desequilibrado y opt\u00e9 por no ser nada. Siendo nada, no tengo opci\u00f3n de ser algo, pero puedo solicitar un certificado de empadronamiento entr\u00f3pico, aunque es un proceso dificultoso y que suele alargarse en el tiempo. Sin embargo -y aunque pueda parecer una incoherencia- no existiendo puedo llegar a permanecer, resistir y mantenerme sin que nadie me denigre por no abandonar, desistir o renunciar demasiado. Y eso, contemplado desde cualquier punto de vista es una irrefutable victoria. Quiz\u00e1 por esa raz\u00f3n me considero un triunfador, aunque podr\u00eda permitir perfectamente a otra inexistencia de la misma cala\u00f1a que yo, que me confundiera con un embaucador, pues ambos vocablos son parecidos, y aunque no significan lo mismo, conservan esa peque\u00f1a dosis de majestad incongruente que diferencia a las palabras manufacturadas con el \u00fanico fin de terminar con una conversaci\u00f3n aburrida, de las que incitan a iniciar un di\u00e1logo burbujeante y repleto de dobles sentidos y yumyumyums fon\u00e9tico-emp\u00edreo-org\u00e1smicos.<\/p>\n<p>El Gregorio \u00abno existente\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>P.S.<br \/>\nAl no ser nada, ya no desarrollo aspiradoras con cable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francisco de Goya. San Gregorio Magno (1797) Hola: Yo, Gregorio L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez, declaro bajo juramento, no encontr\u00e1ndome sometido por ning\u00fan tipo de coacci\u00f3n verbal o violencia f\u00edsica, y en un acto de valent\u00eda emocional sin precedentes, que no soy Gregorio L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez. Pude llegar a serlo, pero afortunadamente me di cuenta del peligro que acarreaba [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1331,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/dddd.jpg?fit=243%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}