{"id":1338,"date":"2018-11-08T08:16:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-08T08:16:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:01","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:01","slug":"email-del-8-de-noviembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/11\/08\/email-del-8-de-noviembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 8 de noviembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-HIVQDZvHyJE\/W-PwQEcs_fI\/AAAAAAAAeHg\/DJ7nqkXw2vIT5-9xqJp1w1O7I64gckceQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/babylon-fallen.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"755\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/babylon-fallen.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=317%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1339\" width=\"317\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Gustave Dor\u00e9. <i>Babylon fallen<\/i> (XIX cent.)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida, solo unas pocas l\u00edneas:<\/p>\n<p>Tradicionalmente se viene considerando que la mejor manera de ponerse un preservativo es con las manos, pero yo he llegado a la conclusi\u00f3n de que es m\u00e1s aconsejable y ventajoso hacerlo con los pies. Al principio cuesta un poco, pero posteriormente, cuando uno se acostumbra, resulta incluso igual de din\u00e1mico, y adem\u00e1s, con las risas que provoca en la pareja, consigue que el sexo sea mucho m\u00e1s placentero y menos ceremonioso. Sin embargo se me tilda continuamente de chocarrero contrahecho y se pisotean mis ideas, simplemente porque son diferentes. No te puedes imaginar los insultos que recib\u00ed cuando plante\u00e9 que los baberitos y los pecherines pueden llegar a correrse si son excitados adecuadamente, por supuesto teniendo en cuenta la talla y calidad del tejido con que hayan sido confeccionados. Nadie me hizo caso. Tuve que malvivir durante tres a\u00f1os en la asquerosa habitaci\u00f3n de una pensi\u00f3n infestada de repugnantes insectos que se deslizaban por cualquier lugar proclive al deslizamiento, y dormir en un colch\u00f3n acartonado por efecto de las manchas de semen gualdo, reseco, p\u00fatrido y nauseabundo. Sin embargo ahora todo empieza a mejorar para m\u00ed. Tengo cinco seguidores en Instagram y ocho en Facebook, vivo en una habitaci\u00f3n alquilada y con el dinero que saco revendiendo las chuches de los ni\u00f1os a los que atraco soy perfectamente capaz de llegar a fin de mes e incluso a principio del mes siguiente.<\/p>\n<p>Si todo sigue su curso y nadie vuelve a molestarme, quiz\u00e1 sea capaz de terminar mi ensayo sobre las gl\u00e1ndulas de Bartolino titulado<i> Informe desequilibradamente semisubjetivo<\/i> y de esa manera volver a ser lo que era antes de mi ca\u00edda en desgracia. De momento me resigno al aislamiento que me proporciona mi nueva identidad, pues hace cuatro meses solicit\u00e9 el cambio de nombre y apellidos en el Registro Civil y comenc\u00e9 a dejar de afeitarme, de cortarme el pelo y de orinar de pie.<\/p>\n<p>A continuaci\u00f3n, y para terminar con esta circunscrita aclaraci\u00f3n, voy a ponerme a limpiar la habitaci\u00f3n. Si no lo hago mi casera me pegar\u00e1 otra paliza. Esa mujer es el verdadero diablo pero aguanto cada uno de sus improperios y golpes porque en ocasiones me permite que le haga el beso negro.<\/p>\n<p>GLP<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gustave Dor\u00e9. Babylon fallen (XIX cent.) Querida, solo unas pocas l\u00edneas: Tradicionalmente se viene considerando que la mejor manera de ponerse un preservativo es con las manos, pero yo he llegado a la conclusi\u00f3n de que es m\u00e1s aconsejable y ventajoso hacerlo con los pies. Al principio cuesta un poco, pero posteriormente, cuando uno se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1339,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/babylon-fallen.jpg2521Large.jpg?fit=318%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}