{"id":1344,"date":"2018-11-04T08:38:00","date_gmt":"2018-11-04T08:38:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:03","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:03","slug":"email-del-4-de-noviembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/11\/04\/email-del-4-de-noviembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 4 de noviembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-2T-iNHrobEs\/W96vqeoScKI\/AAAAAAAAeCc\/CYdzUP6C7JwK0PSLh4qsvTppkuQyJgv5wCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Black.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"675\" data-original-width=\"900\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Black.jpg?resize=400%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1345\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Greg \u00abcaqu\u00e9ctico zonzo\u00bb Pez. Negro supremo con punto blanco en el casi centro (2035)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Todas las ma\u00f1anas cuando me levanto lo primero que no hago es gimnasia. Me encanta no hacer gimnasia, pero tambi\u00e9n adoro no tener pensamientos positivos, pues en esos instantes lo \u00fanico que me viene a la cabeza son im\u00e1genes de celent\u00e9reos redireccion\u00e1ndo sus trayectorias. Una vez me he cepillado los dientes intento no prescindir del desayuno y cuando termino con \u00e9l, y sin ni siquiera haberme limpiado la boca de miguitas con una servilleta de papel, salto en todas las direcciones mientras canto salmodias inventadas y zascandileo sin rumbo aparente.<\/p>\n<p>Esta ma\u00f1ana despu\u00e9s de vagar por el pasillo he probado el verificador de falos de segunda mano que compr\u00e9 hace un mes y he verificado el m\u00edo. Tras comprobarlo y sentirme satisfecho con la autentificaci\u00f3n, he decidido comportarme como un verdadero se\u00f1or el resto del d\u00eda, pero enseguida me ha entrado la risa y he vuelto a conducirme como lo que en realidad soy: un maldito loco descort\u00e9s, grosero y megal\u00f3mano.<\/p>\n<p>Te env\u00eda a la puta mierda tu estimado amigo<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greg \u00abcaqu\u00e9ctico zonzo\u00bb Pez. Negro supremo con punto blanco en el casi centro (2035) Amiga: Todas las ma\u00f1anas cuando me levanto lo primero que no hago es gimnasia. Me encanta no hacer gimnasia, pero tambi\u00e9n adoro no tener pensamientos positivos, pues en esos instantes lo \u00fanico que me viene a la cabeza son im\u00e1genes de 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