{"id":1364,"date":"2018-10-24T09:03:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-24T09:03:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:07","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:07","slug":"email-del-24-de-octubre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/10\/24\/email-del-24-de-octubre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 24 de octubre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-yivPLvdjD-Y\/W9AzX1Hb7qI\/AAAAAAAAdv4\/T8LNBBflp-oPt0XQPh-ZeN34ryPrf8Y1QCLcBGAs\/s1600\/Edward_Burne-Jones_-_The_Merciful_Knight.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1199\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Edward_Burne-Jones_-_The_Merciful_Knight.jpg?resize=266%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1365\" width=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Edward Burne-Jones. <i>The merciful knight<\/i> (1863)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Las conclusiones il\u00f3gicas acerca de la l\u00f3gica est\u00e1n sujetas a los propios desvar\u00edos il\u00f3gicos de los individuos que se atreven a emitirlos y que se creen los seres m\u00e1s formidablemente l\u00f3gicos. No existe ninguna l\u00f3gica en acariciar un pepinillo en vinagre o una torrija casera -por poner dos ejemplos realmente extremos- sin embargo tampoco deber\u00edamos tachar de il\u00f3gicos a los individuos que puedan llegar a obtener placer haci\u00e9ndolo. No s\u00e9 si me explico. El sentido com\u00fan solo mantiene dicho sentido si se carece por completo de coherencia. Y la coherencia no es m\u00e1s que esa maldita e inconsecuente conexi\u00f3n que a menudo m\u00e1s bien parece una inconexi\u00f3n maravillosamente prolongada, y que de alguna forma est\u00e1 supeditada a cualquier tipo de inestabilidad intelectual, emocional, material o irreal. Y ahora, con tu permiso, voy a desayunar. Creo que estoy hipogluc\u00e9mico perdido.<\/p>\n<p>G<\/p>\n<p>P.S.<br \/>\nNo estoy demasiado seguro de saber qu\u00e9 es y para qu\u00e9 cojones sirve eso que algunos llaman \u00abmisericordia\u00bb. Claro que tampoco he dedicado un m\u00ednimo de tiempo a intentar comprender a los que pregonan sus virtudes. Algunos dicen que si pones la mejilla recibir\u00e1s un golpe, otros que si pones el golpe recibir\u00e1s una mejilla. \u00bfY si pongo el culo? Es todo demasiado confuso. \u00bfPara qu\u00e9 quiero una mejilla si ya dispongo de dos? Adem\u00e1s, a m\u00ed los golpes me desequilibran. Yo lo que necesito es contemplar una implosi\u00f3n. \u00a1La del planeta Tierra! Pero de momento me conformar\u00eda con que mis amigos hicieran una visita a Bankia e ingresaran en mi cuenta todo lo que pudieran sin tener que llegar a la indigencia. \u00bfQui\u00e9n mejor que yo va a gastar sus ahorros de toda una vida? Una vez acud\u00ed a un brujo haitiano llamado Pierre-Alexandre Mart\u00ednez Garrigasait para que por medio de la magia negra ordenara a todos mis enemigos que no se cambiaran de ropa interior en 34 meses. Ignoro si funcion\u00f3, pero s\u00e9 a ciencia cierta que tres de las cuatro mercer\u00edas de mi barrio quebraron definitivamente. \u00a1Quiz\u00e1 toda esa mierda funciona! Por eso quiero hacer una segunda prueba antes de llevar a cabo la bancaria, que ser\u00eda la definitiva y la culminaci\u00f3n de mi carrera de hijo de la gran puta resalado y rebonico. Ma\u00f1ana visitar\u00e9 a Pierre-Alexandre y le pagar\u00e9 para que logre que sus tres espectaculares mujeres se vengan a vivir -en estado de total y permanente desnudez- conmigo. Si eso sucede estar\u00e9 seguro de que su magia funciona y de que no es un jodido y desgraciado h\u00edbrido haitiano-dominicano-espa\u00f1ol farsante.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Edward Burne-Jones. The merciful knight (1863) Hola: Las conclusiones il\u00f3gicas acerca de la l\u00f3gica est\u00e1n sujetas a los propios desvar\u00edos il\u00f3gicos de los individuos que se atreven a emitirlos y que se creen los seres m\u00e1s formidablemente l\u00f3gicos. No existe ninguna l\u00f3gica en acariciar un pepinillo en vinagre o una torrija casera -por poner dos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1365,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Edward_Burne-Jones_-_The_Merciful_Knight.jpg?fit=267%2C400&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1365"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}