{"id":1380,"date":"2018-10-14T07:27:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-14T07:27:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:14","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:14","slug":"email-del-14-de-octubre-2018_14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/10\/14\/email-del-14-de-octubre-2018_14\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de octubre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-AGx6mO0Y1k0\/W8Lt7KH0ytI\/AAAAAAAAdb8\/K5zqxpJFzIkeBUuQ8qqaKqtx1esUv-3ZwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/MigraineMadness4web.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"704\" data-original-width=\"550\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/MigraineMadness4web.jpg?resize=312%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1381\" width=\"312\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Joey Shebester. <i>Madness<\/i> (Unknown date)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nMe acabo de mirar al espejo. Lo que he visto reflejado era similar en la forma al trasero de un espectro mortinato. Sin embargo era mi cara unos minutos despu\u00e9s de haberme levantado. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 me levanto? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 me levanto? Quiz\u00e1 porque mi cuerpo ya se ha acostumbrado a los chutes de Propofol y necesita, de alguna manera, justificar ese fen\u00f3meno \u00f3ptico retrodispersado en el que se ha convertido la existencia.<\/p>\n<p>Todo empez\u00f3 un martes de hace 14 a\u00f1os. Acababa de zamparme cinco galletitas cuando not\u00e9 un extra\u00f1o picor en la silla. \u00a1Como lo oyes! Me picaba la pata de una silla. No estoy desvariando. Me dirig\u00ed a la silla que me picaba y la rasqu\u00e9. Por supuesto se me pas\u00f3 el picor pero sin embargo empez\u00f3 a dolerme el fondo de un caj\u00f3n ropero. Me tom\u00e9 siete dolalgiales y&#8230; \u00a1No s\u00e9 por qu\u00e9 te cuento esto! S\u00e9 que piensas que estoy para que me encierren, pero una vez me encerraron&#8230; y el sexto d\u00eda de encierro sufr\u00ed unas fiebres terribles en la almohada que casi me cuestan la vida y el s\u00e9ptimo resucit\u00e9. Cuando el psiquiatra se acerc\u00f3 a m\u00ed, yo me atras\u00e9 tres pasos, por lo que el matasanos tuvo que seguir acerc\u00e1ndose. Pero por m\u00e1s que \u00e9l se acercaba, m\u00e1s me retiraba yo. As\u00ed pasaron horas y cay\u00f3 la noche. Te juro que hizo \u00abBoooom\u00bb. Como era tarde el tipo tuvo que largarse r\u00e1pidamente a cenar con su familia, aunque luego me enter\u00e9 de que su familia estaba cenando con la familia de otro tipo. Mientras meditaba tirado sobre la colchoneta que hac\u00eda de catre, empec\u00e9 a sentir angustia en el bigote del m\u00e9dico de guardia. Ped\u00ed permiso a la enfermera para vomitar, pero me lo deneg\u00f3 al mismo tiempo que se abr\u00eda de tiernas. De piernas. De piernas tiernas. Cuando trat\u00e9 de cerr\u00e1rselas, empez\u00f3 a emitir gorgoritos y se transform\u00f3 en una especie de constelaci\u00f3n anal que ten\u00eda el poder de difuminarse cuando yo me rascaba la espalda. Mientras vociferaba \u00ab\u00a1Libertad rectal y perineal para todos!\u00bb alguien ma&#8230; me&#8230; me caz\u00f3 y todo se puso negro.<\/p>\n<p>Despert\u00e9 atado de pies y brazos mientras varios doctores bailaban en plan apretado una canci\u00f3n de Los Albas. En un momento dado el esfinter de uno de ellos se relaj\u00f3 y yo me orin\u00e9 encima. La mancha del pip\u00ed era similar a un Gegenschein. El resto es confuso, pero creo que una l\u00e1mpara explot\u00f3 sobre mi cabeza y su sangre amarilla ti\u00f1\u00f3 de azul el exterior rojo de cada uno de los intrerriores&#8230; intre&#8230; intereriores&#8230; intra&#8230;&nbsp; que conformaban el diminutas&#8230; diminuto&#8230; gotas&#8230; \u00bfgoto? Frin chauser&#8230; chauser rira frotrom&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; frotom&#8230; frotom&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00a1Silke danas! Frotom&#8230; frotom&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00a1Silke danas!<br \/>\n\u00a1Silke danas!<br \/>\n&#8230;frotom&#8230; frotom&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00a1Aunseria fundemeter ni ji donosacion rifosefamaluto!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joey Shebester. Madness (Unknown date) Me acabo de mirar al espejo. Lo que he visto reflejado era similar en la forma al trasero de un espectro mortinato. Sin embargo era mi cara unos minutos despu\u00e9s de haberme levantado. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 me levanto? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 me levanto? 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