{"id":1394,"date":"2018-10-07T08:41:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T08:41:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:18","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:18","slug":"email-del-7-de-octubre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/10\/07\/email-del-7-de-octubre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 7 de octubre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-Oxc67f6bKhQ\/W7nD67RwWtI\/AAAAAAAAdQg\/h9KQNouM2JAwu9xGxA0kylOuttuNI7yhQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/lw_gm022.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1600\" data-original-width=\"1036\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/lw_gm022.jpg?resize=258%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1395\" width=\"258\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Lynd Ward.<i> God&#8217;s man <\/i>(1929)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAVISO IMPORTANTE.<br \/>\nEl siguiente email NO tiene lerele.<\/p>\n<p>Querida y lamentable amiga:<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfTe imaginas lo que suceder\u00eda si se demostrase cient\u00edficamente que yo no existo, y que todos los que han podido verme en el pasado o todav\u00eda son capaces de verme, est\u00e1n muy enfermos y deber\u00edan ser puestos inmediatamente en cuarentena, e incluso en algunos casos, sacrificados de la manera m\u00e1s indolora existente en la actualidad? T\u00fa ser\u00edas una de las primeras v\u00edctimas, aunque supongo que en cuanto te enteraras de que el Ministerio de Sanidad, Consumo y Bienestar Social est\u00e1 llevando a cabo una limpieza total de la putrefacci\u00f3n moral y emocional causadas por la indiscriminada interacci\u00f3n de algunos individuos con el sujeto que escribe este lamentable, succionador y lloriqueante texto, te largar\u00edas a terminar de vegetar existencialmente a alguna zona remota de Sud\u00e1n o Nigeria.<\/p>\n<p>Comprendo perfectamente que si en el futuro sigo escribiendo frases tan sumamente largas, como las utilizadas en el p\u00e1rrafo anterior, las visitas al neum\u00f3logo van a incrementarse de manera exponencial entre mis lectores. \u00a1Pero eso es lo que quiero! El 95 % de los m\u00e9dicos, medicuchos o de los brujos que practican la medicina tradicional sudanesa y nigeriana est\u00e1n compinchados conmigo. Ellos se llevan las tres cuartas partes de los emolumentos cobrados a sus pacientes o v\u00edctimas y yo me quedo con un cuarto. Con ese cuarto he de pagar mis gastos, los gastos de las prostitutas que env\u00edo para que alivien de tensiones a esos m\u00e9dicos, medicuchos y brujos que practican la medicina tradicional sudanesa y nigeriana, los gastos de las prostitutas y prostitutos que utilizo yo para que me proporcionen placer y alivien mis tensiones, liposucciones -fallidas- y torsiones, y los gastos de lavander\u00eda de las prendas interiores que utilizan -cuando las utilizan- todos los m\u00e9dicos, medicuchos y brujos que practican la medicina tradicional sudanesa y nigeriana y de los baberitos y pecherines que utiliza frecuentemente el perro sin dentadura de mi t\u00edo Cosme cuando mastica pienso Royal Canin Hypoallergenic Canine.<\/p>\n<p>Ahora me gustar\u00eda dar las gracias al Se\u00f1or. Alabado sea Dios. Y me encantar\u00eda que el Se\u00f1or me diera las gracias a m\u00ed. Alabado sea Greg. Y que juntos, el Se\u00f1or y yo, di\u00e9semos las gracias al Se\u00f1or y a Greg. Porque ambos, el Se\u00f1or y yo, somos unos muchachos excelentes. \u00a1Y siempre lo seremos!<\/p>\n<p>Greg, el proxeneta bienaventurado (con el benepl\u00e1cito del otro muchacho excelente)<\/p>\n<p>\nP.D.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Y siempre lo seremoooooos! \u00a1Y siempre lo seremoooooos! \u00a1Y siempre lo seremoooooos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lynd Ward. God&#8217;s man (1929) AVISO IMPORTANTE. El siguiente email NO tiene lerele. Querida y lamentable amiga: \u00bfTe imaginas lo que suceder\u00eda si se demostrase cient\u00edficamente que yo no existo, y que todos los que han podido verme en el pasado o todav\u00eda son capaces de verme, est\u00e1n muy enfermos y deber\u00edan ser puestos inmediatamente 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