{"id":1410,"date":"2018-09-29T10:18:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-29T10:18:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:22","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:22","slug":"email-del-29-de-septiembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/09\/29\/email-del-29-de-septiembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 29 de septiembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-3cb6YaTPOw0\/W69QnEqGaLI\/AAAAAAAAc8M\/iLf0mTu7hE4JLvj0XzI7yWZ8lNQqdfQhQCLcBGAs\/s1600\/having-heard-the-death-of-jonathan-that-his-dearest-friend-has-been-killed-in-battle-against.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"761\" data-original-width=\"600\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/having-heard-the-death-of-jonathan-that-his-dearest-friend-has-been-killed-in-battle-against.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=315%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1411\" width=\"315\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Marc Chagall. <i>Having heard about the death of Jonathan, his closest friend, which had been killed in battle against the Philistines, David cries and sings a mournful song<\/i> (1956)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Querida:<\/p>\n<p>En 1917 el insigne Gregorio Peperomio public\u00f3 un anuncio en los principales rotativos del pa\u00eds informando a los lectores que pudieran estar interesados, que <i>\u00absonfilan ir ruma\u00f1ofetur oz up ta dakasladaba\u00bb<\/i>. Pese a la complejidad del enunciado, el se\u00f1or Peperomio recibi\u00f3 cerca de 17.000 respuestas, algunas de ellas totalmente coherentes. Cinco d\u00e9cadas despu\u00e9s, para ser exactos, el 28 de septiembre de 1972, Gregorio Peperomio falleci\u00f3 mientras intentaba contar con las manos los a\u00f1os que ten\u00eda. A su funeral asistieron 17 personas y una paloma. Se cree que la paloma simplemente pasaba por all\u00ed, pero el resto de asistentes, es decir, los 17 restantes, lloraron la p\u00e9rdida de Gregorio Peperomio como si se tratara de la de sus propios padres.<\/p>\n<p>Gregorio Peperomio Frofr\u00f3 naci\u00f3 en Tralencia, que es como su bisabuela Rufina denominaba a Valencia. Rufina Frofr\u00f3 padec\u00ed\u00f3 durante toda su vida un serio problema lingual que le impidi\u00f3 pronunciar las uves y sus descendientes adoptaron sus \u00abpalabros\u00bb con toda naturalidad. A la edad de 25 a\u00f1os, Gregorio se matricul\u00f3 en la Facultad de basureros de Tralencia y al cabo de unos pocos a\u00f1os abri\u00f3 su propio buffete de recogidas de basuras a domicilio con la ayuda monetaria de su madre, Adela Frofr\u00f3 \u00d1am\u00f1\u00e1n. Los \u00d1am\u00f1\u00e1n eran una estirpe de barrenderos cuyo linaje se remontaba 700 a\u00f1os atr\u00e1s, cuando Federico \u00d1am\u00f1\u00e1n I se despos\u00f3 con su hermana Federica \u00d1am\u00f1\u00e1n II y parieron dos criaturas: Federiquin \u00d1am\u00f1\u00e1n III-a y Federiquina \u00d1am\u00f1\u00e1n III-b.<\/p>\n<p>Durante \u00abLa revuelta de los \u00d1am\u00f1an de 1635\u00bb que es como se denomin\u00f3 al primer cisma familiar que dividi\u00f3 en cuatro facciones a los \u00d1am\u00f1an, un tal Rigoberto \u00d1am\u00f1an Sinfrosfrisfr\u00e1s, casado en segundas nupcias con Rosenda Calatatatatata Drundadrunda e hijo de Caciano \u00d1am\u00f1an Truscotrusco y Eleuteria Sinfrosfrisfr\u00e1s Hamanananananananananan, se proclam\u00f3 basurero principal de Tralencia. Cuando eso sucedi\u00f3, Casildo \u00d1am\u00f1an, el l\u00edder de una de las facciones contrarias, la denominada \u00abFacci\u00f3n \u00e9mula empecinada\u00bb rapt\u00f3 al hijo de Rigoberto y lo desoll\u00f3 al amanecer del tercer d\u00eda. Cuando su madre, Eleuteria Sinfrosfrisfr\u00e1s, se enter\u00f3 de lo ocurrido con su primog\u00e9nito orden\u00f3 a sus sicarios favoritos que encontraran y cocinaran a fuego lento al nieto de Casildo, pero un terremoto de 9,5 de magnitud puso fin a las disputas durante dos siglos y medio.<\/p>\n<p>Podr\u00eda estar todo el d\u00eda cont\u00e1ndote an\u00e9cdotas sobre la estirpe de los Frofr\u00f3 o los \u00d1am\u00f1an, pero lamentablemente he de ponerme a marchar triunfalmente de un lado a otro de mi pasillo mientras entono algunas canciones militares que me ense\u00f1aron en mi juventud. \u00bfRecuerdas la titulada <i>Dos de Mayo<\/i>?<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abDos de Mayo es primaveraaaaaaaa,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Todos se van a la guerraaaaaaa,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Unos r\u00eden y otros lloraaaaaaan<\/i><br \/>\n<i>y otros se mueren de penaaaaaaa.\u00bb<\/i><\/p>\n<p>En mi opini\u00f3n la mejor de todas es esta, aunque desconozco c\u00f3mo se titula:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abLa muerte como es mujeeeeer<\/i><br \/>\n<i>es bonita y traicioneraaaaa<\/i><br \/>\n<i>por eso siempre estar\u00e9eeeee<\/i><br \/>\n<i>acechante y a la esperaaaaaa.\u00bb<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Sin embargo la que m\u00e1s me emociona sigue siendo una que fue compuesta por un militar que se supone era miembro del ej\u00e9rcito del Duque de Infantado:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abAqu\u00ed, en fin, la cortes\u00edaaaaa,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>el buen trato, la verdaaaaad,&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>la firmeza, la lealtaaaaad,&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>el honor, la bizarr\u00edaaaaa,&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>el cr\u00e9dito, la opini\u00f3oooon,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>la constancia, la pacienciaaaaa,&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>la humildad y la obedienciaaaaa,<\/i><br \/>\n<i>fama, honor y vida sooooon&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>caudal de pobres soldadooooos;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>que en buena o mala fortunaaaaa<\/i><br \/>\n<i>la milicia no es m\u00e1s que unaaaaa&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>religi\u00f3n de hombres honradooooos.\u00bb&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ahora s\u00ed, te dejo. Me espera sobre la silla de Ikea la r\u00e9plica de trabuco que rob\u00e9 en el March\u00e9 aux puces de Par\u00eds durante mi <i>Voyage d&#8217;amoureux<\/i>. Un besazo.<\/p>\n<p>Mambr\u00fa L\u00f3pez P\u00e9rez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marc Chagall. Having heard about the death of Jonathan, his closest friend, which had been killed in battle against the Philistines, David cries and sings a mournful song (1956) Querida: En 1917 el insigne Gregorio Peperomio public\u00f3 un anuncio en los principales rotativos del pa\u00eds informando a los lectores que pudieran estar interesados, que \u00absonfilan 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