{"id":1420,"date":"2018-09-24T12:19:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-24T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:27","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:27","slug":"email-del-24-de-septiembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/09\/24\/email-del-24-de-septiembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 24 de septiembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-J6DIUgSlh2I\/W6jV2R6EaWI\/AAAAAAAAc4A\/X0tjujvErhUXF1GI7AAYCYYoi5dxnBXlACLcBGAs\/s1600\/angels-announcing-the-birth-of-christ-to-the-shepherds-by-govert-teunisz-flinck-1639.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"803\" data-original-width=\"1000\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/angels-announcing-the-birth-of-christ-to-the-shepherds-by-govert-teunisz-flinck-1639.jpg?resize=400%2C320&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1421\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Govert Flinck. <i>Angels announcing the birth of Christ to the shepherds<\/i> (1639)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Eres vieja, pero todav\u00eda no lo suficiente como para ser incapaz de recordar un email que te envi\u00e9 hace tres a\u00f1os en el que te manifestaba que Dios ya no era mi pastor, sino mi proxeneta. \u00bfLo recuerdas? Pues bien, ya no es ni siquiera eso, porque ayer en una trifulca de chulos termin\u00f3 siendo apu\u00f1alado en 23 ocasiones, baleado 17 veces seguidas y golpeado en 74 partes del cuerpo y ahora se encuentra luchando entre la muerte y la resurrecci\u00f3n. Desconozco qu\u00e9 va a ser de mi futuro sin alcahuete, pero supongo que a partir de ahora tendr\u00e9 que negociar el precio de cada d\u00eda de mi jodida existencia con la ayuda de la app <i>Fuck you deeply<\/i>. Te cuento mis penas porque en Benimaclet ya nadie quiere escucharlas. Supongo que en lugar de contarte mis penas, preferir\u00edas que fuese yo el que escuchase las tuyas, pero ya sabes que me importa una mierda lo que pienses o c\u00f3mo te encuentres.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p>P.D.<br \/>\nMi pitonisa particular, la misma que adivin\u00f3 que el d\u00eda de mi pasado cumplea\u00f1os me picar\u00eda la espalda entre las siete de la ma\u00f1ana y las doce de la noche, dice que si introduzco un inclin\u00f3metro biaxial met\u00e1lico en el caj\u00f3n de la ropa interior durante 36 a\u00f1os seguidos, mi suerte cambiar\u00e1 para mejor a partir del primer d\u00eda del trigesimos\u00e9ptimo a\u00f1o, es decir, cuando tenga 92 tacos reci\u00e9n cumplidos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Govert Flinck. Angels announcing the birth of Christ to the shepherds (1639) Amiga: Eres vieja, pero todav\u00eda no lo suficiente como para ser incapaz de recordar un email que te envi\u00e9 hace tres a\u00f1os en el que te manifestaba que Dios ya no era mi pastor, sino mi proxeneta. \u00bfLo recuerdas? Pues bien, ya no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1421,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/angels-announcing-the-birth-of-christ-to-the-shepherds-by-govert-teunisz-flinck-1639.jpg?fit=400%2C321&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}