{"id":1436,"date":"2018-09-14T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-14T09:25:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:31","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:31","slug":"email-del-14-de-septiembre-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/09\/14\/email-del-14-de-septiembre-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 14 de septiembre 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-49HvZRVIIqE\/W5t80s_24lI\/AAAAAAAAcqk\/LT_RaIoVV28xoqVS8N65SAsyGx987tvBACLcBGAs\/s1600\/9ccffff451751cdbe5b4bf186990e0d4.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"650\" data-original-width=\"501\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9ccffff451751cdbe5b4bf186990e0d4.jpg?resize=307%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1437\" width=\"307\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Marc Chagall. <i>Rainbow in the sky, a sign of covenant between God and Earth <\/i>(1931)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1En ocasiones veo heresiarcas carpetovet\u00f3nicos!<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p>\nP.D<br \/>\nLa \u00faltima vez que vi a Dios fue en el culo de un gato. Obviamente se trat\u00f3 de un claro ejemplo de pareidolia, pero te juro por el culo de ese gato, que all\u00ed estaba \u00e9l, con toda la majestuosidad y omnipotencia que se podr\u00eda esperar de una representaci\u00f3n teol\u00f3gico-natural. Cuando me arrodill\u00e9 para orarle, el minino se volvi\u00f3 y me peg\u00f3 un zarpazo en el rostro que tard\u00f3 siete semanas en sanar.<\/p>\n<p>La pen\u00faltima vez que escuch\u00e9 la voz de los Santos Ap\u00f3stoles fue en una huelga de prostitutas. La verdad es que yo no estaba ni a favor ni en contra de lo que ese gremio exig\u00eda, simplemente me encontraba sentado en la terraza de un bar tom\u00e1ndome un whisky cu\u00e1druple, cuando el grupo pas\u00f3 voceando por mi lado. Seguramente fue el golpe de una pancarta que se le cay\u00f3 a una de ellas sobre mi cabeza, o quiz\u00e1 las cuatro partes de la bebida que comenzaron a hacer efecto, o incluso una extraordinaria conjunci\u00f3n de las dos cosas al mismo tiempo, pero de repente o\u00ed cantar a cinco de los doce evangelistas dentro de mi cabeza. Lo hac\u00edan tan bien que no tuve m\u00e1s remedio que aplaudir como un loco. Lamentablemente el chulo de una de las se\u00f1oritas que protestaban entendi\u00f3 que yo estaba a favor de que a \u00e9l y al resto de los individuos de su cala\u00f1a se les acabara el chollo, y no se le ocurri\u00f3 otra cosa que intentar estrangularme con una minifalda. A d\u00eda de hoy, todav\u00eda ignoro a qui\u00e9n pertenec\u00eda la minifalda, pero puedo asegurar que el chulo acab\u00f3 detenido y yo pas\u00e9 8 d\u00edas en la UCI (Uni\u00f3n de Cr\u00e9ditos Inmobiliarios).<\/p>\n<p>La primera vez que se me apareci\u00f3 una Virgen iba disfrazada de \u00abUrsus el gladiador\u00bb, por esa raz\u00f3n me llev\u00f3 bastante tiempo reconocerla. Cuando me d\u00ed cuenta de qui\u00e9n era, segu\u00ed con mis asuntos como si nada hubiera pasado. No te puedes imaginar lo que me cost\u00f3 descuartizar a aquel tipo. Y m\u00e1s con esa aparici\u00f3n controlando mis movimientos. Al final pude desmembrar satisfactoriamente el cuerpo y acab\u00e9 colgando sus despojos de una cuerda. Cuando estaba limpiando el suelo de sangre, la visi\u00f3n se esfum\u00f3 y yo me sent\u00ed satisfecho por primera vez en mi existencia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marc Chagall. Rainbow in the sky, a sign of covenant between God and Earth (1931) Querida: \u00a1En ocasiones veo heresiarcas carpetovet\u00f3nicos! Greg P.D La \u00faltima vez que vi a Dios fue en el culo de un gato. Obviamente se trat\u00f3 de un claro ejemplo de pareidolia, pero te juro por el culo de ese gato, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1437,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9ccffff451751cdbe5b4bf186990e0d4.jpg?fit=309%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}