{"id":1468,"date":"2018-08-28T09:11:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-28T09:11:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:43","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:43","slug":"email-del-28-de-agosto-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/08\/28\/email-del-28-de-agosto-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 28 de agosto 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-dTJXp0gRfrU\/W4UQoeJ48lI\/AAAAAAAAcYo\/N95Yb5WFT0IjiKqUEaJvJ-tfC-X-e3jdACLcBGAs\/s1600\/7fff720ce25d060b1d5ab73563fd4c65.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1024\" data-original-width=\"775\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/7fff720ce25d060b1d5ab73563fd4c65.jpg?resize=302%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1469\" width=\"302\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Wassily Kandinsky. <i>The singer <\/i>(1903)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Acabo de componer la letra y la m\u00fasica de una nueva canci\u00f3n y he reparado en que la melod\u00eda que se supone he inventado me recuerda un mont\u00f3n a otra muy conocida. La letra del primer p\u00e1rrafo de mi canci\u00f3n es:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abEl mayor privilegio del g\u00e9nero humano es la posibilidad de extinci\u00f3n.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Ains. Ains. La posibilidad de extinci\u00f3n. La posibilidad de extinci\u00f3n.\u00bb<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Ahora entona dicha letra con la melod\u00eda de una canci\u00f3n que cant\u00e1bamos cuando \u00e9ramos peque\u00f1os y no pod\u00edamos entrar en las webs porno falsificando las edades, m\u00e1s que nada porque entonces no exist\u00eda internet \u00a1Lo has adivinado! La canci\u00f3n a la que me refiero es <i>Quisiera ser tan alto como la luna<\/i>. \u00a1Int\u00e9ntalo! Canta mi letra con la melod\u00eda de esa canci\u00f3n infantil. Si lo haces de la manera correcta el resultado debe ser algo parecido a esto:<\/p>\n<p><i>\u00abEl mayor privilegiooooo del g\u00e9nerooooo humanooooo es la posibilidaaaaad de extinci\u00f3oooon.&nbsp;<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Ainsssss. Ainsssss. La posibilidaaaaad de extinci\u00f3oooon. La posibilidaaaaad de extinci\u00f3oooon.\u00bb&nbsp;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Vale. Supongo que ya lo has hecho. \u00bfNo crees que mi letra y esa melod\u00eda est\u00e1n hechas para seguir juntas <i>in saecula saeculorum<\/i>? No estoy de co\u00f1a. Vuelve a intentarlo. Pero en esta ocasi\u00f3n, quiero que lo hagas con sentimiento. \u00a1Sentimiento real! \u00a1Palpable! \u00a1Como si fueras parte de Los Amaya! \u00bfRecuerdas a ese d\u00fao? Cada vez que o\u00eda sus voces necesitaba urgentemente introducirme un supositorio Rovi por el&#8230;. Pero me estoy alejando de lo que en realidad quiero obtener, que no es otra cosa que recibir tu confirmaci\u00f3n textual manifestando que soy uno de los mejores letristas de la historia y que mi verso te ha impactado. Vuelve a cantar el primer p\u00e1rrafo. \u00a1Hazlo por m\u00ed! \u00a1Si\u00e9ntelo!<\/p>\n<p>Maravilloso. Ahora, quiero que vayas a la cocina, abras la nevera y te comas un pl\u00e1tano. Si no tienes pl\u00e1tanos, bastar\u00e1 con que te comas una pera. Si tampoco tienes peras, en lugar de ir a la cocina y abrir la nevera, dir\u00edgete a la cocina de alg\u00fan vecino y r\u00f3bale un pl\u00e1tano. Si no tiene pl\u00e1tanos, entonces r\u00f3bale una pera. Si tampoco tiene peras regresa a casa nuevamente y vuelve a interpretar mi letra. Quer\u00eda que comieses pl\u00e1tanos o peras porque dicen que ambas frutas son maravillosas para las cuerdas vocales, pero llegados a este punto de odio tenaz a las frutas, que tanto tus vecinos como t\u00fa profes\u00e1is, me contento con que vuelvas a cantar mi letra de cualquier manera. \u00a1Canta nuevamente mi obra maestra! \u00a1Demu\u00e9strame que puedes hacerlo!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Otra vez! \u00a1Vuelve a cantar el p\u00e1rrafo otra vez!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Otra m\u00e1s!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Y otra!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Y otra!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Una vez m\u00e1s!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1La \u00faltima, porfa!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Gracias!<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg (t\u00e1mbien llamado \u00a1Greg!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wassily Kandinsky. The singer (1903) Amiga: Acabo de componer la letra y la m\u00fasica de una nueva canci\u00f3n y he reparado en que la melod\u00eda que se supone he inventado me recuerda un mont\u00f3n a otra muy conocida. La letra del primer p\u00e1rrafo de mi canci\u00f3n es: \u00abEl mayor privilegio del g\u00e9nero humano es la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1469,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1468","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/7fff720ce25d060b1d5ab73563fd4c65.jpg?fit=303%2C400&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1468"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1468\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1468"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1468"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1468"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}