{"id":1484,"date":"2018-08-18T07:18:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-18T07:18:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:48","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:48","slug":"email-del-18-de-agosto-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/08\/18\/email-del-18-de-agosto-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 18 de agosto 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-g9_0c-0O-hk\/W3fH7VsFP6I\/AAAAAAAAcLY\/zSKikDPe3v0JNvA7kW43IRAcr3GAR8j-wCLcBGAs\/s1600\/the-vexations-of-the-thinker-1915.jpg%2521Large.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"600\" data-original-width=\"493\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/the-vexations-of-the-thinker-1915.jpg2521Large.jpg?resize=327%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1485\" width=\"327\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Giorgio de Chirico. <i>Las vejaciones del pensador <\/i>(1915)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHola:<\/p>\n<p>Si alguien me preguntara cu\u00e1l es el numer\u00f3nimo de mi vida, le contestar\u00eda que es un pedante de mierda. \u00bfA qui\u00e9n se le ocurre utilizar un vocablo as\u00ed? \u00bfNumer\u00f3nimo? Suena a emperador romano de la dinast\u00eda Flavia. Claro que tras cuatro o cinco vituperios manifiestamente espec\u00edficos, supongo que me tranquilizar\u00eda y hasta es posible que me colocara en la posici\u00f3n f\u00edsica que utilizo para razonar. Todos los humanos, ciertos vegetales y algunos animales -aunque a veces se haga dif\u00edcil diferenciar entre unos y otros- conocen mi ins\u00f3lita fobia a eso que cierta clase de aberraciones protot\u00edpicas disfrazadas de <i>Homo sapiens<\/i> denominan \u00abpensar\u00bb. De los cerca de 7450 millones de personas que pueblan el planeta, solo existen 34 individuos (e individuas) que est\u00e1n en disposici\u00f3n de poder elaborar y relacionar conceptos en la mente. Yo soy uno de ellos, aunque me disgusta hasta el paroxismo tener que demostrarlo.<\/p>\n<p>Pero respondiendo a la pregunta que inici\u00f3 el texto: mi numer\u00f3nimo, o por lo menos el que marc\u00f3 mi vida es 17A, que corresponde al 17 de abril (de 1976) que es la fecha del d\u00eda en que me dej\u00e9 mi primer y hermoso bigote chevron, aunque seg\u00fan mi t\u00eda Casilda L\u00f3pez, la hermana de mi padre, me confundo. El 17 de abril de ese a\u00f1o es el d\u00eda en que ella me ense\u00f1\u00f3 a pespuntear. Sea lo que fuere, por el motivo que fuese, ese n\u00famero y esa letra corresponden a uno de los momentos existenciales que me hicieron desconfiar de la biolog\u00eda embriol\u00f3gica y evolutiva. Bueno, amiga m\u00eda, eso es todo de momento. Por cierto, \u00bfsabes que \u00abmomento\u00bb rima con \u00abexcremento\u00bb? Pero tambi\u00e9n puede asonantar con barboquejo, solo es cuesti\u00f3n de tupir un poco las consonante fricativas linguointerdentales sordas. En alg\u00fan momento de alguno de mis futuros mi\u00e9rcoles te ense\u00f1ar\u00e9 a hacerlo. Solo soy capaz de adoctrinar pros\u00e9litos los terceros d\u00edas de cada semana.<\/p>\n<p>Se despide de ti, con molestos aleteos palpebrales,<\/p>\n<p>Greg \u00abDoliente espiritual\u00bb L\u00f3pez<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Giorgio de Chirico. Las vejaciones del pensador (1915) Hola: Si alguien me preguntara cu\u00e1l es el numer\u00f3nimo de mi vida, le contestar\u00eda que es un pedante de mierda. \u00bfA qui\u00e9n se le ocurre utilizar un vocablo as\u00ed? \u00bfNumer\u00f3nimo? Suena a emperador romano de la dinast\u00eda Flavia. Claro que tras cuatro o cinco vituperios manifiestamente espec\u00edficos, 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