{"id":1496,"date":"2018-08-06T08:25:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-06T08:25:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:54","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:54","slug":"email-del-6-de-agosto-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/08\/06\/email-del-6-de-agosto-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 6 de agosto 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-JF9PDjUGMiQ\/W2gFDnzufxI\/AAAAAAAAbs0\/N5gHGhm0o5gHQ6oOwo2TQgGpYebvI4ArwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/4ac4fac35c9ad347fafbedbbaad0c6a7.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"1149\" data-original-width=\"800\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/4ac4fac35c9ad347fafbedbbaad0c6a7.jpg?resize=277%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1497\" width=\"277\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Afiche de <i>Mon oncle (Mi t\u00edo)<\/i>. Film del maravilloso Jacques Tati.&nbsp;<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nHolaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:<\/p>\n<p>Me han regalado un dispensador, as\u00ed que ma\u00f1ana me pondr\u00e9 a dispensar por el vecindario. Hace unos pocos meses mi hermano me dio un deshuesador que ya no usaba porque le daba pena tirarlo. Hab\u00eda estado tan encari\u00f1ado con \u00e9l en el pasado que me hizo prometer que lo cuidar\u00eda como a un hijo. Actualmente mi hijo est\u00e1 tirado en un caj\u00f3n de la cocina, al lado de otros hijos, sobrinos y primos. No comprendo por qu\u00e9 nadie me regala una Martin D-45 que es lo que verdaderamente deseo. Quiz\u00e1 porque cuesta cerca de 10.000 euros. Sin embargo creo que yo valgo un regalo as\u00ed e incluso superior, es decir, dos Martin D-45 (o una Gibson J-45 y dos Taylor k14ce). Me siento tan poco querido que a veces creo que soy un jodido \u00abEsmuki-muoki\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>El t\u00e9rmino \u00abEsmuki-muoki\u00bb tiene un origen bastante reciente. Fue acu\u00f1ado en febrero de 1988 por mi t\u00edo Braulio cuando un amigo suyo, bastante conocido por ser un bromista casi profesional, le introdujo dos lombrices de 17 y 21 cent\u00edmetros, respectivamente, por las fosas nasales mientras dorm\u00eda. Seg\u00fan las memorias de Ferm\u00edn Cuesta, testigo ocasional del suceso, cuando mi t\u00edo se despert\u00f3 mir\u00f3 en derredor, se incorpor\u00f3, volvi\u00f3 a mirar en derredor, se tumb\u00f3 de nuevo y pronuncio esas palabras m\u00edticas antes de mirar en derredor por tercera vez y mandar a todos a paseo. Aunque para Vicente C\u00e1rcel, que en aquellos momentos intentaba despegarse un chicle marca Cheiw de las suelas de las zapatillas Nike, justo a menos de 5 metros de donde sucedi\u00f3 todo, mi t\u00edo Braulio no dijo \u00abEsmuki-muoki\u00bb, sino \u00abSracarracarraca \u00f1ujil \u00f1ujil\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>Supongo que esta historia te habr\u00e1 llegado al Almax.<\/p>\n<p>\nGreg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Afiche de Mon oncle (Mi t\u00edo). Film del maravilloso Jacques Tati.&nbsp; Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: Me han regalado un dispensador, as\u00ed que ma\u00f1ana me pondr\u00e9 a dispensar por el vecindario. Hace unos pocos meses mi hermano me dio un deshuesador que ya no usaba porque le daba pena tirarlo. Hab\u00eda estado tan encari\u00f1ado con \u00e9l en el pasado 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