{"id":1500,"date":"2018-08-03T12:25:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-03T12:25:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:32:55","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:32:55","slug":"email-del-3-de-agosto-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/08\/03\/email-del-3-de-agosto-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 3 de agosto 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-jx4HydK9alU\/W2RKJ5Vp4xI\/AAAAAAAAboM\/s9hipqMraToBYohv-7i_8qG9gpS25XUjwCLcBGAs\/s1600\/6-DISPARATE-FURIOSO.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"903\" data-original-width=\"1311\" height=\"275\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/6-DISPARATE-FURIOSO.jpg?resize=400%2C275&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1501\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Francisco Goya. <i>Disparate furioso <\/i>(1823)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nAmiga:<\/p>\n<p>Despu\u00e9s de meditarlo durante un tiempo que me ha parecido muy justo y bastante razonable, he llegado a una conclusi\u00f3n realmente desconcertante: si me quiero desplazar hasta un nivel entr\u00f3pico superior, primero he de dejar de bostezar. Todos sabemos que el caos o el desorden an\u00e1rquico y las oscitaciones son enteramente incompatibles. Incluso con prescripci\u00f3n neurol\u00f3gica frenop\u00e1tica, m\u00e1s o menos alineada. Hace algunos a\u00f1os, quiz\u00e1 300 o algunos m\u00e1s, trep\u00e9 a un \u00e1rbol -con mi forma congenial de entonces- y grit\u00e9 a quien me pudiera escuchar \u00ab\u00a1lasanciaaaaaaaaaa!\u00bb. Tres siglos m\u00e1s tarde sigo pregunt\u00e1ndome por qu\u00e9 raz\u00f3n bram\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a1lasanciaaaaaaaaaa!\u00bb si lo que quer\u00eda vomitar sobre el mundo era \u00ab\u00a1deber\u00edamos reflexionar sobre nuestra propia psicolog\u00eda y dejarnos de monsergaaaaaaaaas!\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bfExiste una alternativa? Siempre existe una alternativa. \u00bfPara qu\u00e9? Para todo. Gracias a las alternativas puedo convertir cualquier teorema en un consolador. Y no creo que exista demasiada gente que sea capaz de tal haza\u00f1a. Todav\u00eda recuerdo cuando transform\u00e9 el teorema de Bayes en un plug anal para principiantes. Todos los principiantes y algunos pocos experimentados hicieron cola durante doce d\u00edas para poder conseguir uno de ellos. Y menos mal que mi modestia natural me impide contarte el resto de modificaciones. Pero no creas que soy un cochino trastornado, porque solo soy un marrano perturbado. Y parte del desequilibrio cerebral que arrastro se debe a la autopoiesis. Y puede que tambi\u00e9n a las abejitas.<\/p>\n<p>Y cuando el lenguaje de los hombres desnudos origine bucles totalmente engalanados, sabremos que ha llegado el momento de ciscarnos en cualquier tipo de inexactitud, ya sea topol\u00f3gica, urol\u00f3gica o similar a un puto nudo borromeo. Y mientras cada una de las abstracciones que comprenden la base de cualquiera de las cosas que apreciamos cuando caminamos borrachos como una cuba se yumyumyumyen, puede que creamos que ya somos capaces de distinguir entre el firmamento, el pegamento o el tegumento. Nunca debimos rechazar los unitardos en favor de los leotardos. Somos montes de Venus asquerosamente calvos, figuras de Chladni proporcionalmente desestructuradas, compresas Evax Cottonlikeque que ya no absorben lo suficiente. Contemplamos nuestros reflejos sobre el cristal de una ventana y todav\u00eda creemos que esos reflejos son nuestros reflejos contemplados sobre el cristal de una ventana. Nunca han existido los reflejos. Tampoco los cristales y mucho menos las jodidas ventanas. Y si no que se lo pregunten al fabricante de Luminia.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p>PD:&nbsp;Y puede que tambi\u00e9n a las abejitas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Francisco Goya. Disparate furioso (1823) Amiga: Despu\u00e9s de meditarlo durante un tiempo que me ha parecido muy justo y bastante razonable, he llegado a una conclusi\u00f3n realmente desconcertante: si me quiero desplazar hasta un nivel entr\u00f3pico superior, primero he de dejar de bostezar. Todos sabemos que el caos o el desorden an\u00e1rquico y las oscitaciones 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