{"id":1608,"date":"2018-05-09T06:23:00","date_gmt":"2018-05-09T06:23:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-06-30T11:33:28","modified_gmt":"2022-06-30T11:33:28","slug":"email-del-9-de-mayo-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/2018\/05\/09\/email-del-9-de-mayo-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Email del 9 de mayo 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-MWhjTprMTt0\/WvKS841wqkI\/AAAAAAAAY00\/lv70oCcIDtg7endLDut2FbqI9mzp-spggCLcBGAs\/s1600\/dream.jpg%2521PinterestSmall.jpg?ssl=1\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"279\" data-original-width=\"210\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/dream.jpg2521PinterestSmall.jpg?resize=301%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" class=\"wp-image-1609\" width=\"301\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">M.C. Escher. <i>Dream <\/i>(1935)<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>\nQuerida:<\/p>\n<p>Esta noche he so\u00f1ado que ten\u00eda una almorrana muy gorda y tan grande que colgaba entre las nalgas. S\u00e9 que no me vas a creer, pero es absolutamente cierto. Tan cierto que nada m\u00e1s despertarme he sentido la necesidad de meter la mano y comprobarlo. A veces los sue\u00f1os pueden llegar a ser muy reales y se necesitan varios minutos para volver a la realidad. El problema ha sido que al meterme la mano para verificar si exist\u00eda o no esa madre de todas las hemorroides, he sentido una especie de placer sical\u00edptico recorriendo cada poro de mi cuerpo. Un placer que todav\u00eda perdura porque, aunque ya hace m\u00e1s de tres horas que me despabil\u00e9, no he sido capaz de retirar la mano de&#8230; ejem, donde t\u00fa ya sabes. Lo \u00fanico que he podido hacer ha sido cambiar de mano para poder escribirte este email. Creo que toda esa gente que afirma que el ser humano es b\u00e1sicamente rectal tiene raz\u00f3n. Me he convertido en un tipo anal (\u00bfo quiz\u00e1 asnal?) y sigo siendo la hostia de heterosexual, pero lo que verdaderamente me preocupa es si ser\u00e9 capaz de sacar la mano de ah\u00ed alg\u00fan d\u00eda, pues el placer es tan inmenso y adictivo como el que proporciona restregar la parte protegida por la cremallera de los pantalones sobre una superficie metam\u00f3rfica demasiado poco pulida. \u00bfCrees que si salgo a la calle con el brazo metido por la parte trasera de los vaqueros causar\u00e9 alguna forma de repulsi\u00f3n que haga que la gente me considere un ser asqueroso, despreciable y ruin? \u00bfO por el contrario, el vulgo considerar\u00e1 mi maniobra como algo particular y completamente aceptable? Tengo que ir al banco a hablar con su director y despu\u00e9s a una fruter\u00eda. Y tanto en un sitio como en el otro me gusta palpar con ambas manos los productos que ofrecen, ya sea dinero usado o frutas y verduras frescas. Est\u00e1 claro que he de llegar a una conclusi\u00f3n. \u00a1Y acabar con esta oclusi\u00f3n! Si no lo hago mi existencia estar\u00e1 supeditada al perineo y sus alrededores. Y eso no puede ser bueno. Te seguir\u00e9 manteniendo informada.<\/p>\n<p>Greg<\/p>\n<p>PD:<br \/>\nLa UE busca f\u00f3rmulas para mantener vivo el acuerdo nuclear con Ir\u00e1n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M.C. Escher. Dream (1935) Querida: Esta noche he so\u00f1ado que ten\u00eda una almorrana muy gorda y tan grande que colgaba entre las nalgas. S\u00e9 que no me vas a creer, pero es absolutamente cierto. Tan cierto que nada m\u00e1s despertarme he sentido la necesidad de meter la mano y comprobarlo. A veces los sue\u00f1os pueden [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1609,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/dream.jpg2521PinterestSmall.jpg?fit=210%2C279&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1608"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1608\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1608"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1608"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eldespotricadoranhedonico.es\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1608"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}